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You may think you're a good [name of type of relationship], but have you shit in the shape of their initial?...
No?
Didn't think so
See, theres always room for improvement. In your role as whatever you are, or in the shape of your shits (and they're always made with love ❤️).
yk it's always "well anyone can edit a wikipedia article, so it's not a reliable source" but NEVER "well anyone can publish a book, so its not a reliable source".
there are two people who I went to high school with who were writing books. While in high school. Those publishing companies will take ANYONE, dude. I'm telling you!
playlist of fart songs, call that the silent but medley
this would also explain how Kenny's eyes manage to become purple for the princess kenny bit (aside from the Japanese magic ofc)
ok i just had a thought (for once har har) but yall know this scene?
cartman is guessing mysterion's identity. he guesses Craig, Kyle, Stan, and Clyde.
his face is covered, but his eyes aren't. (and he's definitely close enough to see his eye color, esp since he was looking closely trying to figure out mysterion's identity) so we can draw two conclusions from this: one, that all those characters have generally the same eye color. or two, kenny can change his eye color.
But then again, it was dark and maybe his eyes were shrouded in darkness or whatever. and i knoww they probably werent thinking of eye color in this scene, but *I* was. so ha. now I headcanon that kenny has color-changing eyes.
you ever send someone a video you think they'd enjoy and realize you already sent it to them a month ago? so you just... awkwardly delete it and act like you didn't just send it again?
one of my favourite things about me is that atleast once every 3 weeks (give or take) I will, without any warning, just start acting like I've downed 5 shots. Like Beavis or Butthead but also a 6/yo at the same time. Out of nowhere, and without any sort of substance needed. It's just a silly surge.
If I'm lucky it can get to the point where I'll keep laughing abt either literally nothing or just how annoying I'm being and I get stuck in a laugh loop. Ppl get seriously tired of it so quick but I still enjoy my lil silly surges so much. It's like I become kid me again for like 7-15 minutes
I literally read "How could there be beauty and happiness in the world with that person gone" part in my head in his voice. So true
Everyone's asleep right now, but. Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones. K2. Yall seeing the vision?
Could you fucking imagine if unexperienced pet owners talked abt getting a pet the way that unexperienced plant owners do abt getting a plant? "Yeah, I'm gonna get this one, it looks cool. If I kill it, I kill it 🤷. I can always get another one." LMAOOO LIKE 😭😭😭
Gen X is such a fascinating generation with their understanding of technology because my dad learnt CAD (pretty complex 3D design program) almost entirely by himself but cannot use the trackpad on a laptop to save his life. Like how does this happen 💀?
I had a dream a while ago that I watched a YouTube video called "top 10 slurs" and they put "just" at number 3. "Just". I then found out somehow that it was yet another slur against Jews and I was just like "oohhh, alright. That's why no one takes it seriously as a slur or knows it is one. Got it got it, yeah that checks out"
Also, no I don't remember what number one was. Wish I did, sorry gang.
Edit: there is an actual real YouTube video called "top 10 slurs". That is a real thing. Uncensored. And it hasn't been taken down. What on earth is wrong with YouTube 😭
one of my favourite things in the world is when I plan a hangout w a friend/friends and on their way out they tell me "this was cool, I had fun". Like, gee, really? You mean it? My presence, and the activity I planned for us to do, was fun for you? That's so sweet, I'm gonna go home and cry now /pos
and very friendly reminder to all artists to make sure to sign and/or watermark your art. Whether you think your art is 'good enough to be reposted' or not, just do it. Its a good habit to get into 👍
Not-so-gentle reminder that posting someone else's art without permission or credit is seriously uncool and is a great way to piss off every artist ever. This also applies to stuff you found on pinterest.
Matt Stone and Trey Parker absolutely could've written Hamlet. But Shakespeare could NEVER write South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
I've never actually read Hamlet, you just gotta trust me here
Wdym FNAF is 10 years old? Haha, no it isn't ya silly goose‼️
Why am I old now
I love The Front Bottoms, they're a great band. Really skilled people. But god, everytime I hear or think of any of their songs the same exact flavour of grumpy nihilistic depression comes back.
The Empire don't scare me, but Satan himself even shivers when The Depression Strikes Back
So I know I'm late to the hate bandwagon, but I just found out notoriously "anti-woke" show Mr. Birchum has a canonly gay character. So ofc the target audience is mad abt it. Like damn how you fuck up that bad 😭😭?! I'm glad ppl are making yaoi of it tho cuz that's hilarious
Humor aside, this show is a disgrace to the legacy of Ron Swanson, Ron would fucking hate this show. My condolences go out to Ron Swanson in this matter ❤️
yup. And kendy could've been McBurger
What if instead of "-(e)ndy" we make "-burger" wendy's suffix in ship names.
Stendy who? You mean marshburger
"why is it cartman" cuz he's a fucking fag dude, that's why
Who in South Park would for sure read fanfiction about the other boys and why is it Cartman
why is it trending? I thought y'all only existed in pride month or smth