Cartman Is A Heavily Abused CHILD Whose Mother And Upbringing Both Act As A Strong Influence For The

“Cartman is a heavily abused CHILD whose mother and upbringing both act as a strong influence for the person he becomes” and “Cartman is a manipulative bigot who will stop at nothing to get what he wants and absolutely shouldn’t be sided with” are statements that should be able to co-exist honestly

This is so great lmfao

Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

Words cannot describe how funny this post is

Love it when the kids do the >< face :)) (ignore the dead bodies in the background)

O Lei O Lai O Lei O Lord

Its funny though, cuz I saw this reaction coming a mile away. And for that exact reason

Also yeah there's actually an AU in the out there where I'm a genderless orb of light that accepts anything anyone calls it, there's another one where I identify as a giraffe. You can never be too sure with me. I never let 'em know my next move

Also, in retrospect my og response comes off kinda brash and I feel a bit bad for it. If you read it with garfields voice I think that paints a better picture of the tone I meant it in. Initially I was actually just gonna leave it at "Yes. Four days ago." and say NOTHING else LMFAOOO. Idk if that would've been better or worse in the assholery department. But it answered the questions 🤷‍♂️.

My gender is piece of shit, actually. Both as in a literal piece of shit bc that's funny but also as in being a piece of shit person. /j

There are only two genders: loaf of crap and douchebag /j

did you really make me find out not only that you were bisexual through tumblr posting but also that you use she/her as well as he/him through tumblr bio. i thought my eyes were broken bro. i had to check discord to be sure. when did you have this come-to-jesus moment?

Yes. Four days ago.

To me the act of coming out so overtly and seriously over and over again the more you learn about yourself truly overestimates how much people give a shit (they don't. And if they did you'd already know from the first time).

Ooofs