If You're Wondering How The Little Weewoo Gay Firefighter Show Is Going Or Confused About How We Got

If you're wondering how the little weewoo gay firefighter show is going or confused about how we got to Bee-nado, here is a reminder about every premiere plot:

Season 1: A python, some other cases - nothing serious

Season 2: Massive earthquake - it's LA

Season 3: A tsunami - disaster movie moment

Season 4: Dam break + mud slide - also kinda LA but on steroids

Season 5: City-wide blackout from ransomware - damn terrorism

Season 6: A blimp crash and stadium rescue - not main season focus though

Season 7: An exploding cruise ship - queen Angela Bassett flexing her acting skills

Season 8: Bee-nado - bee-cause of course

Season 9: Racetrack? On a plane? In space? Who knows.

Usually it’s video games instead of music but this is pretty much accurate hehe

the 0.3 second shot of elrond absolutely booking it through the woods while his entire company is lagging half a mile behind him is so funny to me. no magic ring or anything, he's just powered by the sheer determination to say I FUCKING TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOO

In all honesty, I hate when people say "oh you could be writing instead of complaining about your writing" or "do you even like writing if you complain so much?"

I LOVE writing. I love reading other people's writing. I love editing pieces. And so what? I eventually get my things done. I'm not getting paid for this (even if I was though I'd complain and oh well).

Sure, it can be a little too much sometimes, but if me complaining is the most annoying thing that can happen to you then damn you're living a good life.

I got an idea!

*gets distracted*

No, I need to write down the idea so I don't forget.

*forgets that I wrote down idea*

rinse and repeat