If You're Wondering How The Little Weewoo Gay Firefighter Show Is Going Or Confused About How We Got

If you're wondering how the little weewoo gay firefighter show is going or confused about how we got to Bee-nado, here is a reminder about every premiere plot:

Season 1: A python, some other cases - nothing serious

Season 2: Massive earthquake - it's LA

Season 3: A tsunami - disaster movie moment

Season 4: Dam break + mud slide - also kinda LA but on steroids

Season 5: City-wide blackout from ransomware - damn terrorism

Season 6: A blimp crash and stadium rescue - not main season focus though

Season 7: An exploding cruise ship - queen Angela Bassett flexing her acting skills

Season 8: Bee-nado - bee-cause of course

Season 9: Racetrack? On a plane? In space? Who knows.

this photo will have pop culture significance for years to come holy shit

the 0.3 second shot of elrond absolutely booking it through the woods while his entire company is lagging half a mile behind him is so funny to me. no magic ring or anything, he's just powered by the sheer determination to say I FUCKING TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOO

The Wedding Crusher

There's a quick scene where Ransom runs into him, and is absolutely POSITIVE they know each other. Wesley says they've never met. Ransom says that they definitely know each other. Maybe from when they were kids?

Okay, so. I’m developing this Star Trek Lower Decks fan fiction I call The Wedding Crusher. There’s a wedding on the Cerritos. Traveler Wesley shows up because he loves to crash Starfleet weddings. It’s kind of his thing. When he gets there, he runs into Mariner. For the rest of the time he is on the ship, all he wants is for her to think he’s cool, because they went to academy together when he…

The Wedding Crusher

she was not joan of arc, she was julie d’aubigny who set fire to a convent to escape with her lesbian lover

The elves don't need rings, they need a groupchat