Theberzattos

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𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 it's been eating at you all day, but how will you tell carmy you're pregnant 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 first time writing carmen, enjoy chefs 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 pregnant reader, reader borrows syd's jeans, friends with benefits relationship with carmy, cursing, carmy being a bastard, 2.1k

You started your morning hunched over the toilet bowl that nobody cleaned last night. You groaned as saliva slid down your chin, the sound echoing off the porcelain. 

“Rough night?” Tina smirked as she passed the staff bathroom. You’d left the door wide open, having had no time to shut or lock it considering the urgency of your situation. You flipped her off and peered out past the doorway to make sure she didn’t see you. 

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Can’t believe I’m taking orders from a fucking toddler right now. You know, my entire life, I had to listen to everybody acting all worried about him all the time. “He’s a baby.” Don’t get Carmen into trouble.“

CARMEN BERZATTO and RICHIE JERIMOVICH in THE BEAR (2022-)

You have no idea the amount of administrative correspondence I’m supposed to be doing in there today, okay? It is fucking bonkers. Correspondence? Is that right? Yeah. You know, you like to shit on my system, but I run a tight ship, and I get back to my cohorts and my associates in a timely fashion. Aight, do me a favor. Just n-name a cohort. N-name an associate. Just one fucking person. I dare you. ……Timothy,

CARMY BERZATTO and RICHIE JERIMOVICH in THE BEAR 

I. the world is a curse, it'll kill if you let it

Summary: Edward Nashton, your weird, solitary, coworker, has been in your mind a lot lately, an obsession that is clearly reciprocated. What happens when your paths inevitably cross?

word count: 7700k (not beta'd, sorry)

warnings for this chapter: soft!dark!edward (talks of depression, anxiety and self-hatred. alcohol and drug abuse. implied bullying, stalking, mysogyny and incel shit in general (hello, it's the Riddler). masturbation, hallucinations and voyeurism. do not interact if you're under 18.

Edward Nashton gets under your skin without you even noticing it. 

It’s the way he stares, at first. That is what catches your attention. The forcefulness of his eyes, so unashamed, makes you look away, embarrassed. You sometimes wonder if he does it on purpose to make you uncomfortable, a hint of annoyance at his lack of restraint. But he is excessively shy, quiet, a bit disturbing, yes, but mostly, just Edward Nashton from accounting. Harmless, despite what other people around the office like to suggest. 

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𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

she’s visiting carmen at his work with nothing but innocent intentions, but things get completely turned around, really quickly.

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: carmen berzatto x fem!reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: smut with no plot, established relationship, fem aligned reader, dirty talk, manhandling, grinding, spanking, creampie, cumplay, and not canon compliant

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 3028

Rubbing her thighs together helps nothing to repress the ache she feels as she watches Carmy.

She doesn’t know exactly what it is but, seeing him angry, cursing and yelling with a knife in his hand never fails in making her instantly wet. The kitchen is a little crowded today when she walks in, trying to catch Carmy’s eye as she watches him deal with his annoying staff. She mostly felt a little conflicted, amused at his annoyed facial expressions and sly eye rolls on one hand, and on the other, just fucking horny and needy at his authoritativeness.

Carmen Berzatto was all man and she fucking loved it.

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