I Know For A Fact The Third Option Is True.

I know for a fact the third option is true.

TAGSSS: @kuro-min @luvingshidou @meowkages @whose-lozerrr @writingonthewalls1832 + ANYTHING EHO WANTS TO JOINNN !!!!

Lets play two truths and a lie

1. I do not know who our current prime minister

2. I can play god rest ye merry gentlemen on the harmonica

3. I refuse to eat anything that wouldn't be at place in a beige mums house

@duomaxwellandducks @little-doggy-girl-collar @automaticsoulharmony @onlymyleftsideisgay @fortunecookievlrnt @10dunksfansinatrenchcoat

THE AM ALBUM OMG

I'm such a Laufey fan it's not even funny

I love music so much.

TAGS!!: @sharkissm @whose-lozerrr @k1lli4n @kurona-theshark + ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!!!

I was tagged by @yesalwayswelles to use this generator and add my comfort albums, thanks so much 🖤I love these music or film related tag chains :D

The albums are: Perpetuum mobile (Einstürzende Neubauten), Hunky Dory (David Bowie), Lust for Life (Iggy Pop) and Rain Dogs (Tom Waits)

Tagging @francis-ford-kofola (I'm tagging you in everything, but you don't have to do all of them haha), @eddiestardust, @symphony-in-silver, @evilbubblewrap and @svartmalt (and anybody else who likes this kind of thing as always <3)

Ok, this is actually SCARILY ACCURATE. THE STUDYING ONE AND THE DINOS OMG

Tags!!: @meowkages @sharkissm @merlucide @kuro-min @kurona-theshark @soleilonthesun

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ "𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 + 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒," 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒.

Athena-core was fun to search 😍

I tag @newbornwhumperfly @grizzlie70 @butwhatifyouwrite @sapphoslibrary @wildfaewhump @deluxewhump

IDEK WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE. I JUST REALLY LOVE ISAGI YOICHI.

all those olympic couples in my fyp makes me wanna write an isagi fanfic with him winning his game then hard launching his relationship by kissing you in the crowd for the whole world to see

I LOVE YAKU SO MUCH.

yaku x clown reader oneshot req

you’re giving them a clown makeover with his own costume and matching big red nose

You and Yaku dressing up as clowns!

Yaku Morisuke x Reader

— Summary: You and Yaku dress up as clowns for a birthday party.

— Tags/Genre: Fluff, comedy | Gn!Reader

— Warnings: Swearing (?), mention of underpants.

This was definitely the worst idea he agreed to do with you, and he bitterly regrets every second of his own decision.

To give you a brief context, your family had planned to throw a birthday party for your cousin who will be turning seven years old soon. And a very important fact about this cousin is that he is completely obsessed with circuses, and it's no wonder that the theme of his birthday party was nothing less than that.

And a circus wouldn't be complete if there weren't clowns! So that's why now you and Yaku are in the bathroom near the birthday venue, making the final preparations on your clown costume that would definitely surprise the child and his friends.

But you have a problem now. You couldn't look at Yaku without giving him an outrageous laugh. The clown costume looked normal on you, of course it wasn't the best thing in the world, but it would work for this moment, but the same couldn't be said about Yaku.

Due to his short stature, the one-size-fits-all costume that was supposed to fit him is now being rolled up at the sleeves and pants, trying to do everything to disguise the fact that the costume was clearly not made for someone of his size.

And as if that wasn't enough, you two were using a poorly done makeup and a wig of minimally dubious quality, almost looking like you guys just came off a horror movie.

But you have to be honest, your clown costume was a thousand times better than Yaku's. You look at the boy that was putting the characteristic red ball on his nose, that is essential to the clown look, item that you are also using, matching exactly with his visual.

Unintentionally you let out a light laugh, which made him look at you with a deadly look.

"If you tell anyone of the team about this, don't expect to wake up the next day..." You give him a thumbs up in approval, too scared to try and say anything at the death threat you just received.

You suddenly felt nervous, almost as if it was a sign that some tragic event would occur soon, but you put that feeling aside, thinking it was just the threatening aura that overflowed from Yaku. There's no reason to be worried, everything would work out in the end, right?

Well, you were completely wrong.

Some minutes later, you two arrived to the party, surprising the birthday boy and his friends.

"Hello my dear frends!! I am Mr. Glitter, and this one next to me is my special companion, Mr... erm... Hobbit!!" "SAY THAT AGAIN YOUR PIECE OF S-" you quickly give Yaku a light kick in the shin, giving a forced smile to the audience of children who were now staring at him in doubt.

"Piece of s...hinning star! Hahah..."

After this little slip-up, everything seemed to be going well, you interacted with the children, who were easily entertained by anything you did, so it wasn't too difficult to get everything in order.

One of the activities you were doing to make the kids happy was blowing up several balloons, and we all know that colorful, flying things for sure caught their attention.

And it's no exaggeration to say that when you announced that you two were going to distribute the balloons, everything would become chaos.

The children were in a crying and screaming war to see who would catch the balloon first, several children surrounding you and your boyfriend, with even some clinging to both of your and his legs. It was such a mess that even some mothers had to give their unruly children a little scolding.

But it was already too late for that. Everything happened in a fraction of seconds, and you could only notice that the big pants that Yaku was wearing were on the floor of the party room when a little girl screamed.

"MOM LOOK, THE SHORT CLOWN IS WEARING A KITTEN UNDERPANTS!!"

A child accidentally pulled Yaku's pants too far, causing them to fall down and reveal his underpants that you gave him jokingly as a Valentine's Day gift (which you actually bought for both of you, since it was a couple's set).

The moment this happened, the entire hall remained silent, some with a look of shock on their faces at the embarrassing situation, and others holding back laughter.

In no volleyball match has Yaku reacted as quickly as he did now, immediately picking up his pants from the floor and running to the out of the ballroom in embarrassment. You, of course, felt sorry for him at the moment, but not even the makeup you were using could hide the redness on your face as you tried to hold back as much as possible not to laugh at his situation.

"Yakkun w-wait...! W-Wait for me!!" You say with your voice cracking amidst the laughter that escaped your mouth, and quickly follows the boy.

That night, while everyone was celebrating your cousin's party, you and Yaku were sitting on the lawn outside the hall, with you not being able to stop laughing, and Yaku already starting to prepare mentally knowing that you definitely plan to tell his teammates about this.

— A/N: I'm not sure if that was exactly what you wanted, but as you didn't give so many details about how you wanted me to write, I did what I thought would be good, but trying to leave it as you asked!!

BACHIRA NOT KNOWING HOW TO APPROACH HIS CRUSH IS SO REAL

Title: 8 steps to Conquer the Heart

Director: @refrigeratedboombursts and @blue-thief

Written by: @soleilonthesun and @milaisreading

Produced by: @milkteansugar @reinyy-days @wroophruh @someprettyname @thebestsetter and @theblckgirl

Image and music: @jujutsustraycats @melodiclune and @bueris

Soundtrack: @riririnnnn @rinitoshiily @rinitoshisgirl and @kityeeee

Scenography: @kurona-theshark @galaxynajma @kuro-min and @dontbetricked

Mounting: @pupsndpaws @luvingshidou and @gojoracle

BLLK Actors: Meguru Bachira. Special appearance: Shidou Ryusei.

Genre: comedy, romantic drama, student life

Season: 1

Chapter: 8 chapters

Recommended age: +12. Contains tobacco scenes.

Sypnosis:

>Meguru Bachira did not have it all: he is not popular, he suffers from hallucinations and plays soccer like a madman. Not like his/her crush... CF GIRLFRIEND.

Meguru was willing to do the unthinkable to win the heart of CF GIRLFRIEND. Even if 'the unthinkable' consists of reading the new article in Blue Lock Teens magazine and following its eight infallible steps to the letter.<

BLUE LOCK TEENS – O8/O8/2024

1 • Show interest in their tastes. Let her know that he can find a hobby partner in you. But beware! Don't pretend, show that you are sincere. You don't want to commit to watching some hentai movie or listening to your Korean pop just because you wanted to win her over.

2 • Be unique and fabulous, because who doesn't love being brave enough to wear bunny panties and not feel miserable trying? Everything you do has to be done with GLAMOUR. It is the norm of life. So go and blow your flute with all the style you have!

3 • Generate curiosity. Don't throw yourself right at her butt and her flower. Be interested, but not overly interested – enough so that he can't stop thinking about you until she/he goes to the bathroom.

4 • Treat her differently than the rest of her friends. Let him know that your little heart only beats for him or her. (And that animates your sword or flower like no one else does. And if they don't have it, with your brain.)

5 • Invite him/her to spend time alone. Tell him/her about yourself; your deepest fears and your dreams of cosplaying your favorite Blue Lock character. Make him/her feel like a useful presence in your life.

6 • Don't pressure him or get his hopes up if you're not looking for a real relationship. And don't pretend to be so indifferent if what you want is to use his buttocks as a pillow for the rest of your life. Remember that the basis of every relationship is respect and mutual honesty, dammit!

7 • Analyze the future: Would you really like to spend the rest of your days smelling gas, belching and watching him/her scratch her flower or his sword and then smell them? Because if the answer is yes, then congratulations! You're just as screwed but with wonderful, honest feelings for someone else.

8 • And lastly, but also most importantly: Tell him what you feel. Come on, it's not that difficult. Be spontaneous. I'm not even saying to jump off a building, young man. Just squeeze their buttocks and scream deep in your heart: "I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOUR BABIES!"

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#Behind the scenes 1:

Soleil: Well, guys, this series is going to be a hit.

Hiori: *Tries not to choke on his own saliva after reading the 8 essential steps to conquer your crush*

Hiori: I will use these steps to conquer Karasu...

Soleil: 📸👁👄👁

#Behind the scenes 2:

Bachira: *Blowing out all the candles together with Isagi and CF GIRLFRIEND.*

Isagi: Congratulations, Bachira. You are already of age!

Soleil: Eso, eso, penepoleso!