BACHIRA NOT KNOWING HOW TO APPROACH HIS CRUSH IS SO REAL

BACHIRA NOT KNOWING HOW TO APPROACH HIS CRUSH IS SO REAL

Title: 8 steps to Conquer the Heart

Director: @refrigeratedboombursts and @blue-thief

Written by: @soleilonthesun and @milaisreading

Produced by: @milkteansugar @reinyy-days @wroophruh @someprettyname @thebestsetter and @theblckgirl

Image and music: @jujutsustraycats @melodiclune and @bueris

Soundtrack: @riririnnnn @rinitoshiily @rinitoshisgirl and @kityeeee

Scenography: @kurona-theshark @galaxynajma @kuro-min and @dontbetricked

Mounting: @pupsndpaws @luvingshidou and @gojoracle

BLLK Actors: Meguru Bachira. Special appearance: Shidou Ryusei.

Genre: comedy, romantic drama, student life

Season: 1

Chapter: 8 chapters

Recommended age: +12. Contains tobacco scenes.

Sypnosis:

>Meguru Bachira did not have it all: he is not popular, he suffers from hallucinations and plays soccer like a madman. Not like his/her crush... CF GIRLFRIEND.

Meguru was willing to do the unthinkable to win the heart of CF GIRLFRIEND. Even if 'the unthinkable' consists of reading the new article in Blue Lock Teens magazine and following its eight infallible steps to the letter.<

BLUE LOCK TEENS – O8/O8/2024

1 • Show interest in their tastes. Let her know that he can find a hobby partner in you. But beware! Don't pretend, show that you are sincere. You don't want to commit to watching some hentai movie or listening to your Korean pop just because you wanted to win her over.

2 • Be unique and fabulous, because who doesn't love being brave enough to wear bunny panties and not feel miserable trying? Everything you do has to be done with GLAMOUR. It is the norm of life. So go and blow your flute with all the style you have!

3 • Generate curiosity. Don't throw yourself right at her butt and her flower. Be interested, but not overly interested – enough so that he can't stop thinking about you until she/he goes to the bathroom.

4 • Treat her differently than the rest of her friends. Let him know that your little heart only beats for him or her. (And that animates your sword or flower like no one else does. And if they don't have it, with your brain.)

5 • Invite him/her to spend time alone. Tell him/her about yourself; your deepest fears and your dreams of cosplaying your favorite Blue Lock character. Make him/her feel like a useful presence in your life.

6 • Don't pressure him or get his hopes up if you're not looking for a real relationship. And don't pretend to be so indifferent if what you want is to use his buttocks as a pillow for the rest of your life. Remember that the basis of every relationship is respect and mutual honesty, dammit!

7 • Analyze the future: Would you really like to spend the rest of your days smelling gas, belching and watching him/her scratch her flower or his sword and then smell them? Because if the answer is yes, then congratulations! You're just as screwed but with wonderful, honest feelings for someone else.

8 • And lastly, but also most importantly: Tell him what you feel. Come on, it's not that difficult. Be spontaneous. I'm not even saying to jump off a building, young man. Just squeeze their buttocks and scream deep in your heart: "I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOUR BABIES!"

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#Behind the scenes 1:

Soleil: Well, guys, this series is going to be a hit.

Hiori: *Tries not to choke on his own saliva after reading the 8 essential steps to conquer your crush*

Hiori: I will use these steps to conquer Karasu...

Soleil: 📸👁👄👁

#Behind the scenes 2:

Bachira: *Blowing out all the candles together with Isagi and CF GIRLFRIEND.*

Isagi: Congratulations, Bachira. You are already of age!

Soleil: Eso, eso, penepoleso!

I know for a fact the third option is true.

TAGSSS: @kuro-min @luvingshidou @meowkages @whose-lozerrr @writingonthewalls1832 + ANYTHING EHO WANTS TO JOINNN !!!!

Lets play two truths and a lie

1. I do not know who our current prime minister

2. I can play god rest ye merry gentlemen on the harmonica

3. I refuse to eat anything that wouldn't be at place in a beige mums house

@duomaxwellandducks @little-doggy-girl-collar @automaticsoulharmony @onlymyleftsideisgay @fortunecookievlrnt @10dunksfansinatrenchcoat

IDEK WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE. I JUST REALLY LOVE ISAGI YOICHI.

all those olympic couples in my fyp makes me wanna write an isagi fanfic with him winning his game then hard launching his relationship by kissing you in the crowd for the whole world to see

Okay, this is something serious now.

As some of you already know, some people are accusing me of plagiarism. And I just want to explain my side of the story first

A while ago, I was scrolling through tiktok and found one of those videos with a minecraft parkour happening in the background and a reddit story being read. I'm a portuguese speaker, so the story I listened to was in portuguese (i don't even have reddit lol). So, I thought "Oh, what a cute story!! I wonder how would it happen if it was with some anime boys!!". So, I started to write it while also trying to translate it AND change the phrases.

Since it was from tik tok, I couldn't really see the user that wrote the og post. I now realize I should've tried harder to find it, and for that I apologize. I'm sorry I didn't put the IB on the post, but someone on the comments told me fhe user of who wrote it first, and after posting this "apologie" I'll put it in the post immediatly.

I also want to clarify what verbatim is, since some people are saying that's the plagiarism I comitted. According to the Oxford dictionary, verbatim is:

1. (Adverb)

in exactly the same words; literally, ipsis litteris.

2. (Adjective)

that corresponds word for word to the source or original text.

"minutes v. of a meeting of condominium owners"

And even though I copied the first phrase, the rest of the text is totally different!! I also had no way of knowing I was writing the same first phrase, since as I said before, it was actually from a portuguese post, so I translated it the best I could.

The idea is the same, though, so I should've tried harder to find the IB. Once again, I apologize for this. I'm sorry about what I did and I hope you guys can forgive me and not view me in a different way from how you saw me before!! I just thought it would be fun to write something, and it was the first fic I wrote after going back to writing (I used to write things during March-April, but I stopped). I swear I have no intetions to steal anybody's work to make myself famous or anything like that.

Once again, I'll try to make things right! Dw, a situation like this won't happen again. Thank you for reading this, and once again, I'm deeply sorry.

I'm putting the xreader tags so this can reach as many people as possible

Proud to say I was a follower when “them talking about you to their best friends” (^ ^) YOUVE GROWN SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF UUUU (I sound like a mom now)

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING HERE SINGE THE BEGINNING, YOU'RE A REAL ONE 😭😭💕💕

I never thought I'd get over 50 followers, but I'm actually at 230 now (???) I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW

But really, thank you SO MUCH. I also want to thank each and every one of my followers, SPECIALLY the people from GF FC who have been here every since I started writing and helped me along the way.

This ask made my night sm better, I'm going to have such a great sleep now 🫶🫶

FRRR I KEEP ON SEEING NSFW ONES EVEN THO HE'S A MINOR 😭😭 I JUST WANT FLUFF OR ANGST

I usually don't post about jujutsu kaisen here but OMG I need to get this out of mt chest

I NEED MORE INUMAKI STUFF!!! And I'm not talking about smaus (even tho they're very good), I'm talking about fics and maybe even smau SERIES!! My boy needs more content smh 😔

Feel free to send me any Inumaki fics that you enjoy!! And if you're writer, tag me when you do write one. Thank you 🙏