Du Gay

Du Gay 👉

the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing

I also got to go "I LIKE YELLIIIIIIIIING" really loud and I once held it for like a minute and a half at full volume, that's where it's from. The pickle man and I had contests for it

Confession time.

When I was in jester training as a child I used to stand outside shops at Ren fest to try and bring in guests-- I would often sing opera because my teacher worked at one of the corset shops, but I was selling programs and maps or something one time and there was some dad with his family i managed to pull off the road and i told him "ill give you a good deal. You buy ONE of these for the PRICE of TWO, I will give you the SECOND ONE for FREE, because you paid for it." And it worked.