Enneagram Stereotypes

Enneagram Stereotypes

1- WHY IN THE WORLD DOES EVERYONE SAY I CRITICIZE AND JUDGE THEM I’M JUST HELPING THEM REACH PERFECTION, AND SHOWING THEM WHAT’S WRONG WITH WHAT THEY ALREADY HAVE AND HOW MY IDEA OF PERFECTION IS SO MUCH BETTER AND THEIRS IS SUBPAR, DUH 

2- I FUCKING HELP EVERYONE SO MUCH AND NO ONE BOTHERS TO SAY THANKS EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN’T ASK FOR HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE  -bursts into song- I’M FEELING REALLY UNAPPRECIATED YOU TAKE MY LOVE FOR GRANTED BABE, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE FROM YOUUUUU

3- No, I’m not at the top yet, baby. But does it matter? I will be there soon. -wink and blindingly white smile- 

4- -tears- No one understands me. HEY, I SAID NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTANDS ME STOP TRYING TO UNDERSTAND ME I AM A BLINDING PLETHORA OF PAIN AND DEPTH THAT YOU CAN ONLY COMPREHEND ON THE MOST BASIC LEVEL

5- -leaves room after 500 years and squints- I’VE DONE IT. I’VE GAINED ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE, I AM THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.  Although I did run away from Nancy when she tried to kiss me and I’m still terrified of human contact. -spoken to their 10 cats- 

6- HEY HEY STOP YELLING AT ME OK, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW, FOR SURE, IF YOU’RE REALLY SURE, LIKE, REALLY REALLY ABSOLUTELY SURE- WELL FUCK YOU, OH ‘IT’S COMMON SENSE ANGELA’ ARE YOU IMPLYING I HAVE NO COMMON SENSE? WHATEVER, I KNEW YOU WEREN’T REALLY GOING TO SUPPORT ME 

7- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY LET’S GO SKYDIVING AND SKIING AND GO TO THE MOVIES AND HAVE REALLY KINKY SEX, OH OH OH BETTER IDEA, LET’S DO ALL THOSE THINGS, AT ONCE!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’LL DIE YOU JOYKILL HAHAHAHAHA I KEEP RUNNING FROM THE THINGS IN MY HEAD HAHAHA HURRY HURRY WE NEED TO GO DO STUFF LOLOLOL OR ELSE I’M GOING TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 

8- YOU’RE ALL MY BITCHES. ALL OF YOU. BITCHES. MINE. MY BITCHES. I’M IN CHARGE. I KNOW BEST. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I INTIMIDATE EVERYONE? WELL SPEAK UP FOR YOURSELVES THEN, GODDAMN WIMPS 

9- I mean…like…I just want peace is all. Oh um my opinion on stuff hahaah funny usually no one asks um and I don’t voice it to keep the harmony- Wait, what? N-no, I don’t view myself as a doormat. -nervous laughing- I’m perfectly content the way things are. -strained smile- I’m fine -gnashes teeth- I don’t have any issues with the way things are. -explodes-

common misconceptions about the types | intp edition

unfeeling space robots like the majority of thinkers, intps are sometimes viewed as detached and emotionless. when in reality, they are capable of feeling very deeply and intensely. it’s often their misunderstanding of these emotions, or difficulty in communicating them, that causes them to appear cold and unfeeling to those who find being in touch with their emotions comes naturally.

know-it-alls due to their dominant ti, intps know a lot of stuff (whether it’s actually practical or useful information is a different matter, but that’s of little importance to an intp). consequently, you might find them reeling off a boatload of facts or insights in a conversation that catches their interest. in these moments, some people take intps to be boastful know-it-alls, when really they are just happy to discuss something that they find fascinating. in actual fact, intps can be very modest about their intelligence and are often hesitant to speak on subjects that they are unfamiliar with.

anti-social loners intps are one of the most introverted of all the types, and often get misunderstood as being depressed or anti-social. in actual fact, intps cherish their alone time. not only do they enjoy it, they need it. for introverts, especially the intp (with inferior fe), socialising can be physically and mentally draining. time alone gives them the space that they need to reflect, pursue their interests and recharge their batteries.

Using Ne

- random bursts of energy that can last anwhere from 10 seconds to 10 hours

- getting bored easily

- acting like a hyperactive child when we find an interesting subject to discuss

- being indecisive because of all the perspectives we have to consider

- also being unable to pick one side of an argument

- forgetting basic stuff like eating and sleeping

- being unable to explain anything coherently and linearly

- wanting to explore everything, learn everything and do everything, because the world is so full of possibilities and wE MUST EXPERIENCE THEM ALL

[love scenario + IKON]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character