Writing Tip #2277:

writing tip #2277:

stop thinking about what you want to write and just do something else instead

me reading comments on my writing

Friend: oh, so you’re an author?

Me, nodding: yes.

Friend: so when do you find the time to write?

Me, still nodding, slightly teary-eyed: yes.

writing tip #2102:

to plow through your first draft quickly, i would recommend using either a moldboard or rotary plow

writing tip #752:

take a shot every time you start to second-guess something you just wrote

Me: *Opens word document and opens internet to research important science fact about something for my writing*

Me an hour later: *no words written, what fact was I even looking up, somehow on a page dictating the origins of cockney rhyming slang*