Writing Tip #2277:

writing tip #2277:

stop thinking about what you want to write and just do something else instead

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

me reading comments on my writing

Me: *Opens word document and opens internet to research important science fact about something for my writing*

Me an hour later: *no words written, what fact was I even looking up, somehow on a page dictating the origins of cockney rhyming slang*

writing tip #848:

snort dust from old library books for an extra inspiration kick

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.