Trying To Summon A Cute Little Haiku Bot So I Can Give It Hugs

Trying to summon a cute little haiku bot so I can give it hugs

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would you rather: have too many pasta strainers or none. Inspired by Bojack Horseman on Netflix

there is never too many pasta strainers

Too true. Parents look to their children for flaws, not to themselves. They watch their kids never ask for help, not knowing how to, and get scolded for it, when the parents either don't ask for help themselves, or never actually need to, so the kids never learn to ask for help.

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

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Edit: Moon Pumpkin, the Sun rains shit.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go