The Og PCs Vs The Fitness Gram Pacer Test Bc I Think That Would Be Funny

The og PCs vs the fitness gram pacer test bc I think that would be funny

Oz - paces himself during the test to conserve energy, feels neutral overall and gets a respectable score. Also he imitates the announcer and beeps during the test.

Amira - acts super confident beforehand and outright sprints the first few rounds but is on the ground, out of breath and sweating like a pig by the end of it. She barely made it even half way through.

Brian - completely half asses it, moving at a lazy jog gives up after the first few rounds and naps the rest of the time.

Vicky - actually manages to get through the entire test, nobody knows how but she did. It’s kind of terrifying, even more so when she asked if she could do it all over again immediately afterwards

- mod zombie

Brian:*snoozing*

Miranda,in the distance:*struggling noises* Brian

Miranda: BRIAN

Brian:*still snoozing*

Miranda: BRIAN!!

Brian finally awake and rushed to Miranda: Yes?

Miranda:C-can you get the chips from the top shelf

Brian:fine

Viktor: this is my son. his name is Harlan

Everyone:

Viktor:

*Five sighing*: Viktor he's as old as i am

Viktor: shut the fuck up, dont talk to me or my 70 year old son ever again

Dahlia for a rl friend’s birthday. 

girls can gore me with their horns I don’t care anymore it’s cool

Heya! New fan here, but I really like your stuff. Could we get Oz x Vera Superhero/Supervillain AU?

I actually did a monster prom superhero/supervillain AU awhile back

So I've already got a bit of a base for this, even if the original was Oz x Miranda:

Oz is the superhero 'shadow walker', a shapeshifter with the ability to manipulate darkness and shadows, as well as create illusions based on a target's fears. A master of stealth and psychological warfare. (Brian is 'the eternal man' with super strength and a stubborn healing factor, Vicky is 'positive charge' with electrokinesis, and Amira is 'solar flare' with pyrokinesis. Together they are the spooky squad)

Vera, on the other hand, is 'the chairwoman'. The undisputed kingpin of Monsteropolis' organized crime scene, ruling it's seedy underbelly with an iron fist while maintaining a legitimate corporation as a front with her sister Valerie as her right hand lady. She has no powers and rarely goes up against the heroes directly, often hiring other villains like the slayer (aaravi) and phantom thief (polly) to do her dirty work for her.

They originally met after the anarchrist (damien) launched one of his crazy schemes to blow up Vera's corporate building, only for the spooky squad to put a stop to it. During which Vera nearly fell to her death, only for the shadow walker to swoop in and save her at the last moment. Causing her to become rather interested in the hero.

As Vera looked into the squad, she developed somewhat of an obsession with 'shadow walker'; viewing his abilities as an invaluable asset to her criminal empire, him being rather easy on the eyes for a shapeshifting mass of shadows didn't hurt either.

This obsession soon manifested itself in Vera trying to tempt shadow walker into joining her side, promises of wealth and power along with carnal pleasures were her usual weapons; but the hero's principles were simply too strong for her to buy. Of course she has managed to extort her way into a few passionate nights with info on other super villains. But ultimately shadow walker continued to rebuff her advances.

That only made the situation worse, what with Vera not used to being denied what she wants. Which caused the chairwoman to become bent on making the shadow walker hers, one way or another. He was the only man worthy of her greatness, nobody else was allowed to have him.

Oz on the other hand is understandably freaked out by her advances at first, despite putting on a stoic front. He's got the most dangerous crime lord in the city trying to seduce him and turn him to the dark side

Luckily it hasn't affected the team dynamic, outside of some light teasing about Vera's crush on him, Oz isn't the only one with a villainous crush; Vicky has been eyeing phantom thief now and then.

Eventually he relaxes though and realizes that he does share the attraction somewhat, strong, intimidating women are totally Oz's type and there's nobody that fits the bill better than a crime lord like Vera. He even starts flirting back now and then to throw her off during their battles.

but neither of them are under any illusions, they are both well aware that they come from far too different worlds to make the relationship work; although that is the only thing they have wrong with one another, him being a superhero and her being a supervillain is a total deal breaker. But they could always dream of a world where they can be together, be it as wholesome heroes or vile villains.

Although Vera's interest in shadow walker has been shaken as of late with the arrival of her newest personal assistant for her legitimate business: a shy little shadow boy named Oz who was cute as a button. Despite his submissive nature, Vera finds her cold heart being somewhat melted by his genuine kindness towards her and his thoughtful actions...although there's something oddly familiar about him, the gorgon can't shake the feeling that she's met Oz somewhere before...

- mod zombie.