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Miranda: If I run and leap at Brian, he will most certainly catch me.
Miranda: IN COMING! *Sprints at Brian full speed*
Brian: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!!
Brian: *Drops his coffee on the floor and catches Miranda*
FUCK DISCOVERY HERE'S THE 4 SEASONS OF INFINITY TRAIN
sawyer from monster camp has so much gender and yet also none at all and that is everything i aspire to be
Damien, banging on the door: Polly! Open up!
Polly: Well, it all started when I was a kid . . .
Calculester: No, he meant—
Amira: Let her fucking finish this might be a secret ending!!!
will never understand how joy/dahlia is a rarepair when This is literally how joy looks at her
wake the fuck up america
Amira: Whenever Vicky's mad at me, I go and tighten up all the lids on our jars so she has to get help from me.
*The sound of glass breaking in the background*
Amira: it hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.
Scott: Vicky is the kindest person I know!
Vicky: *smiles innocently*
Amira: pfft
Vicky, still smiling: *whispering* say something to him and that knife will go back to your spleen :)
Vera sitting on the couch: I came to apologise
Brian just woken up: how... how did you get in here?
Vera: I didn't come here to neglect the terrible security of your house, I came here to apologise
Vera: So I got a box, we’re gonna put things we love inside it.
Miranda: Can I put Scott in the box?
Vera: No.
Dahlia: Can I put Scott in the box?
Vera: No.
Zoe: Can I put Scott in the box?
Vera: No.
Damien: Can I-
Vera: No one is putting Scott in the box! Wait, what are you doing here Damien?
Damien: I heard someone say ‘love’ and ‘Scott’ and ran.
Damien: Also, you might want to get that window fixed.
Vicky: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…
Polly, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: I think it’s perfect
Zoe: Wow, that’s a great argument you just put forth. Unfortunately I’ve already drawn this picture of us making out, so I win.
Brian: When did you draw that?! Do you just carry that drawing around?!
Lucien: what are your interests?
Oz: your son in my room.
Stan: excuse me?
Oz: the sun and the moon. i love astronomy.
The notorious cardigan stealer
Damien: I want to take you out
Oz: Finally
Damien: Finally?
Oz: I thought you'd grown morals, please just go for it, any time now would be fine
Damien: Oz, what did you- what?
Oz: Oh! Fuck you meant a date? Not murder?
Oz: yea that's good too, pick me up at 8?
Brian: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Liam: Killed without hesitation.
Brian: ….no??
Joy: Amira is so fucking annoying sometimes
Faith: i know right, fuck her
Joy: she literally never shuts up-
Faith: Joy, fuck her
Joy: i know-
Faith: Fuck her.
Joy: ....
Faith: Fuck her, Joy
Polly: Dr smith isn't here right now so i'll be performing your brain transplant!!!
Oz: no thanks, i'd rather wait for him to do it....
Polly: You sure i can't change your mind? ;)
Oz: ....
Damien: what’s the word for when hands are bisexual?
Vera: ………
Liam: do you mean ambidextrous?????
As a trans woman, I have a lot of behaviors that i am VERY EXCITED to do that are considered traditionally feminine. And I think the General Societal Narrative of a trans women, say, being excited to bake a cake, is that she’s like, Sightseeing Womanhood, doing something Women Do because it tickles her to Be A Woman. Which is… fucking hogwash. these behaviors aren’t Things Women Do, they’re Things Men Don’t Do.
The urge to bake a cake and coo at babies and welcome houseguests, I think, is just human, but it’s something that men are told basically from birth that they’re not allowed to do. So a huge part of the transfem experience isn’t Discovering New Hobbies That Let You Be A Girl, it’s finally allowing yourself to do things that you’ve spent decades believing you weren’t supposed to.
how do you think different love interests would react if you came to lunch with a mug that says "property of *insert character*"
Holy shit if i had the actual balls to do that... djsdhjfhjds
Vera would smirk as if she'd known everything from the start, commenting on how "Brave" I am for "Publicising it"
Scott would ask so many questions; Mainly "How can a person be property?? Are you secretly not a person" but once everything is carefully explained he would be very supportive of my "Newfound love!!!"
Zoe would be furiously scribbling in her notebook, either doodling this new ship or completely re-writing all of her shipping charts.
Damien would start by laughing and roasting the ever loving shit out of me, quickly turning to questions about what happens behind closed doors, trying and failing to act uninterested.
Polly would want to know about everything "All the juicy deets" as she explained it, not bothering to lower her voice at all in any part of the l o n g conversation.
Calculester would be concerned that I am being held against my will, but after a calm and quiet talk he'd be quite interested in the dynamics of bdsm and how it's broadened his views on life and relationships.
Liams more worried about the ethics of being owned by someone so it would be a back and forth argument on whether or not someone can be owned.
Miranda would be so inspired that she'd make an entire line of mugs for all of her people. Of course she'd change the design of the mug to be more glittery, cheerful and threatening!!
Amira: I don’t have a library card, but can I still check you out?
Joy: Alright come with me.
Amira, to herself: Hell yes!
Amira:
Amira: Wait where are you taking me?
Joy: To get you a library card.