MY WIFEEEE

MY WIFEEEE

My wife [tax benefits] (best friend) will return from war (college) in a month (a week). I am overjoyed (shaking with excitement) and delighted (violently foaming at the mouth) to see my betrothed [tax benefits] (best friend) again. I lay in wait (I am playing Star Wars games) for her return, and eagerly expect mail (a discord notification).

JUGGALO WHATS OUR SIGNAL?? 🗣️‼️‼️

WHOOP WHOOP‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

C is definitely down with the clown, made their own outfit!! (Her favorite album is definitely riddle box)!!!

OH MY GOD?!?? THE SPOOKIES?!?!!! HELLO??? /AFFECTIONATE THESE ARE LOVELY

Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

Is that what it’s called?? I usually just say I need to go to the bathroom and then sit on the floor in silence for a bit… there’s a name for it? Overstimulation. That makes so much sense- other people have this? Waow I am learning!

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

If they ever interacted this is probably what it would look like lol-

"I FOUND A THING!!"

C would love the design in ur pfp (! loved drawing it!)! Is there a full version I can use as reference next time?

I LOVE CLOWN! I am a clown!! I like how we’re both opposite aesthetics hehe-! :3

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE XD

so basically you're a mime