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thegreateventof1928

8 months ago

MY WIFEEEE

My wife [tax benefits] (best friend) will return from war (college) in a month (a week). I am overjoyed (shaking with excitement) and delighted (violently foaming at the mouth) to see my betrothed [tax benefits] (best friend) again. I lay in wait (I am playing Star Wars games) for her return, and eagerly expect mail (a discord notification).

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did i do the joke right i miss her they better show up at my door with an apology how dare they go to college blasphemy

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