Jingle Jangle Jasper, Jingle Jangle...ohhhhhhh What's This What's This Jasper?! Sea Man?! Sea Man HAPPY?!

Jingle jangle jasper, jingle jangle...ohhhhhhh what's this what's this jasper?! Sea man?! Sea man HAPPY?! HAPPY SEA MAN?! Jingle jangle

How am I supposed to explain to him how I see him as a big sea goddess with her little teeny tiny cold and sophisticated adventurer husband by her side. How am I supposed to explain this to my future boss. Not that I say anything weird but it'll be awkward for both parties. Vos included (somehow)

SHUT UP JASPER!!!!/loving

... allegations?

Happy Sea Temple Saturday! ^^

I come bearing designs for all my Vos-centered Minecraft: Story Mode AUs! (minus Imperial!Vos)

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Going to explore an underwater temple with some friends! Wish us luck! Jack says we’re looking for some mysterious [redacted]. Finally, another ocean adventure!

They said this place was built by [redacted]! That’s incredible! Sammy is a bit nervous, but we’ve been to plenty of ocean monuments before.

Just reached the last island. The temple should be somewhere under the sea here…

We look so silly in these diving helmets.

The guardians gave me a scare for a moment, but I should have known Jack had it under control.

It’s a lot colder in here than I thought. Almost like a cave… This place is gorgeous! I’m almost tempted to bring one of these sea lanterns home.

Wow! Are you guys seeing this? What do those symbols mean?

Sammy says they’re [redacted]. How strange-

Caudatum, those Colossuses gave me a scare for a second. Why did their heads have to move? I don’t think Jack liked them either.

I’ve never seen floating water before!

Something moved-

SAMMY! Oh my god, Sammy… she… they just [redacted]… No, no, no-

It’s so dark… What happened? Where am I?

It was those cages… one must have fallen. I’m not too worried though. Jack has this covered.

I think Jack left.

It-it’s really cold in here.

I can hear them splashing around below.

I hate mining fatigue… my hands hurt.

It’s so cramped in here. These walls are too close…

That can’t be right… my clock says three days have passed. Three. Surely Jack would have come back by now…

I guess it was smart to pack extra food after all.

Had a really bad nightmare last night…

Jack doesn’t think I’m dead, does he?

Is that why he hasn’t come back? JACK! I’M HERE!

Starting to dislike the taste of pork.

Oh, why didn’t I think to bring other rations?

Please, I don’t want to be here anymore… I-I want to see my friends. I want to go home!

I hate it here.

When is Jack coming back?

I-I hear someone talking! Oh, frabjous day! Up here! I can hear you!

I don’t think anyone was there…

Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME-

You should see my hair. Jack would have laughed at my grey streaks…

No one is coming, are they?

I-I’m still here…

MAN, I KNEW IT WAS YOU.

(Your stalking my account and its genuinely breaking my heart I love all u guys so much)

How am I supposed to explain to him how I see him as a big sea goddess with her little teeny tiny cold and sophisticated adventurer husband by her side. How am I supposed to explain this to my future boss. Not that I say anything weird but it'll be awkward for both parties. Vos included (somehow)

Okay now this is just ridiculous

WDYM ALLEGATIONS???? ITS CANON???

Happy Sea Temple Saturday! ^^

I come bearing designs for all my Vos-centered Minecraft: Story Mode AUs! (minus Imperial!Vos)

Choose your fighter-

[Find the current list with AU details here!]