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Jingle jangle jasper, jingle jangle...ohhhhhhh what's this what's this jasper?! Sea man?! Sea man HAPPY?! HAPPY SEA MAN?! Jingle jangle

How am I supposed to explain to him how I see him as a big sea goddess with her little teeny tiny cold and sophisticated adventurer husband by her side. How am I supposed to explain this to my future boss. Not that I say anything weird but it'll be awkward for both parties. Vos included (somehow)