If You Know What This Burger Is From, You May Be Old Enough To Qualify For Medicare.

If you know what this burger is from, you may be old enough to qualify for Medicare.

Don't forget he had a weird fixation on bragging about his wealth and love of sex by comparing himself to Civil Rights leaders:

Collecting Kanye lyrics that should have ended his career way before he started praising Hitler

I MEAN.

I MEAN.

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

This explains so much about the crappy comments I've received on some of my old oneshot AO3 fanfics.

Important: If any of y'all receive a crappy comment from a guest with the username TheHappySpaceman, I can assure you that wasn't me! I wouldn't leave such negativity on people's fics.

Yet another AO3 bot situation - please spread the word!

Hi, it's me again, the person who wrote that viral post about fanfiction plagiarism! Today I'm here to warn you about abuse perpetrated by bots who have stolen AO3 usernames.

There's currently an epidemic of bots going around leaving (apparently random) horrible, hateful comments on people's fics. This isn't the first time bots have invaded AO3, but the big problem with this wave is that they're using real AO3 usernames to do it.

I learned about this when another writer contacted me after receiving the following comment on their story:

Now, while that is my username, I DEFINITELY did not leave this comment (and anyone who would leave something like that on a fic should be slapped! What an awful thing to post). This fic is in a completely unrelated fandom that I have never participated in, nor has that author participated in any of my fandoms, so the probability of it being some intentional fandom drama thing to make me look bad is also low.

The writer whose fic the comment was left on enlisted the aid of some friends and tracked down other guest comments with unrelated usernames attached, which is pretty strong evidence that they are being left by bots at random.

The TL;DR: If you receive a cruel comment from a (Guest) with an actual AO3 username attached, it's most likely from a bot. Please do not lash out at or dogpile the AO3 user who owns that name, and who in all likelihood has no idea that their name has been hijacked for evil.

If finding this kind of comment on a fic, even left by a bot, is likely to upset you, I would recommend changing your comment settings so that only users who are logged in can leave comments. To do this, edit your story settings, and under "Privacy," select the radio button that says "Only registered users can comment," as shown below.

Please spread the word to other AO3 users! And if you see mean guest comments on other fics, maybe let the author know that it's probably from a bot and not a real person who thinks their writing is bad.

How could you make a list of terrible Drake lyrics and not include this one?

Apparently Drake's love of making cringey wordplay about lesbians goes back for over a decade.

In honor of Drake getting absolutely slaughtered in this Kendrick beef, I present to you all a compilation of some of Drake's worst lyrics