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what

there's no cows

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@f3ntime

this is ragequit to me

guys she's lying

sf is a waffle he tastes amazing

what does the main cast taste like (and who is the best tasting character of all)

Sf wouldn’t taste good at all he’s already very malnourished and is very tense in what muscle he does have left and all the stress and scar tissue probably isn’t a nice taste or texture either

which is funny because he’s the character who’s been eaten/had to deal with being food the most

the only thing you could really eat properly of sf would be some of his organs but even then those are very small and probably slightly dysfunctional

Phoenix would probably taste a lot better because there’s a lot of. Well. Protein there but her muscles are very dense and she doesn’t take very good care of herself (because she forgets) but she’d taste a lot better than sf but her organs probably would taste slightly off

but good luck even getting to eat her in the first place

Reena’s dead don’t eat 4 year old corpses

Loading would probably taste fine hes lean but actually takes care of himself and has a considerable amount of muscle that you could eat his organs just fine he doesn’t have much wrong with him physically in fact you wouldn’t have to tenderize his meat too much because of how loose he is naturally (and he stretches a lot)

so he’d actually be an ok target now that I think about it

Draven is also probably fine to eat because he’s healthy like loading but also just. Much bigger both proportionally and his muscle structure and he’s not ROCK SOLID DENSE like Phoenix or sf so with some preparation or work his meat would be pretty ok and his organs would be fine too

he’d be an ok target I guess

But keep in mind none of them are built to be prey (not even sf but that characteristic has been beaten out of him) and everyone but sf will defend themself properly

my tastiest character depends on your personal taste i really don’t know how to answer that

perch

she's not in space

she has glowy friends

glowy friends are not stars

brinlck baby; the new universal physics mascot

gun.

gun

“Your “son” doesn’t get to have those. You yourself said they are a coward’s weapon. I see no point of this.”