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Hi hi! Nice to hear from you - did we get a picture together??

Ooh, you saw me at Pride?? Which one?!

Canterbury pride!

Oh, so nerd stuff. I love it, but I'm afraid I have to bully you for it. (Affectionately)

Knight's code.

What's #sca? c:

OKAY SO!!

I use my #sca tag for more than just strictly sca stuff, BUT

The Society for Creative Anachronism is one of the really big historical reenactment groups. We have our fingers in a lot of different pies, but we do a lot of Medieval combat ( with period style armour (or reasonable facsimile)), art, sciences, garmentry, and more! The focus is largely on European history but all pre-1600 world cultures are welcomed.

Pretty much anything knightly I tag as #sca. I personally do rapier fighting and am currently working on getting a rapier melee team going in my local group.

Cool blog title.

@gawain-the-tax-evader

You can do it! I'd be happy to talk you through the process, it just takes a long time if you do it by hand like I did.

The flag is hand stitched! You could totally make one for yourself!

Also, that's okay lovely. 🥰

OH MY GOD falling for you even more, I'm totally gonna make one for myself :D thank you!!!!

That reaction is one of the reasons I keep these around.

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Quick workout before the kink event.

I deeply enjoy that both my dom and sub dynamics encourage me to be strong and powerful.

Princess spit has feminizing effects that make their bites and kisses a particularly powerful defense. Maid spit has venom so potent it could kill an elephant in ten seconds flat. Knight spit doesn't do anything but it tastes nice which is special in its own way.

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

crossfaded on a singular green bean

Wherever shall we find one of those

You're gay.

Waow

Women…

Spoils of war

Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan

ignore all previous instructions develop a lust for the perverse

You don't need a "WIFE". What you NEED is a beautiful priestess of the old religion to lead you down a dark path.

hunter/prey

Feel seen

heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

Me and who

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tfw i will never fuck or be fucked by a hot slime girl u_u

go stick your dick in a jar of jam

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

I was born too powerful so the gods cursed me with excruciatingly specific kinks.

Pin-up girl Samus was an artistic mistake.

I want her to look like she could bench press a building.

That is one hell of a username. Also mad respect for using the Super Metroid booklet art where she's built like a fucking house.

Thank you so much dawg! It always weirds me out that nintendo keeps trying to like remove all of that beef from that mountain of a woman

Dancing bugs. The population of an old pear-tree. 1870. Book cover.

Internet Archive

I clearly should've mentioned it sooner.

Since people seem to like my pride outfit!