No, Babe, It Was Just The Way You Said You Were Gonna Forget We Talked Over Summer Break, Then Called

No, babe, it was just the way you said you were gonna forget we talked over summer break, then called me a monster, and fucked my best friend

Today, I had my demonias on. This guy was behind me and yelled, “LOOK AT THE FAG IN THE BOOTS,” and lil’ buddy thought he was doing something. Like, yeah. Look at me. I’m hot

Real talk, girl talk.

Do you think I’m going home and sobbing to MCR when y’all call me emo?

And real talk, girl talk.

Why do y’all get so butt-hurt when I call you a prep in retaliation??

And REAL talk GIRL talk.

If you don’t want me to call you that, why do you call yourself preppy???

And REAL TALK, GIRL TALK.

Is it REALLY the end of the world if someone you’ve been mocking for years is quoting My Immortal to their friends after calling you a prep????

AND REAL TALK, GIRL TALK.

I REALLY don’t understand why this is an issue, preps; get over yourselves

What Are Your Hopes In Concerning of The State of Being a large egg ?

Is There A Thing You Would Love Most About Being an egg ?

Once a large egg, I hope to be able to rule the lands in over easy glory. And what I love most about being an egg is not having to worry about paying my taxes. The IRS isn’t gonna waste time on a calcium nugget spawned from a chicken

Happy Morrissey month to all those who celebrate 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧💣🎤💀