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haikyuu as my immortal quotes

haikyuu as my immortal quotes

hi my name is enoby dark'ness dementia TARA way

GUYS. I FOUND IT. THE AUTHOR OF MY IMMORTAL.

BEHOLD, THE IMMORTAL SNAIL

it sees all. it knows all

you might say that the snail has woken up (inside)

GUYS. I FOUND IT. THE AUTHOR OF MY IMMORTAL.

BEHOLD, THE IMMORTAL SNAIL

it sees all. it knows all

ANY REAP VAMPIRES OUT THERE!!?? people keep telling me they vampire but then they LIEING. I need a REEEAL VAMP to turn me asap.

Seriously real vampires reach out I will literally serve u I'm so serious.

Back at it again w the amazing cheffing

Tbh mayb this my calling

If anyone wants to commission me to do baking portraits tbhtbhtbh

Jkjjk

But if anyone wants to bake w me

Warning tho I really bad at it

i hate describing myself when im emo like i start talking about my outfit and all of a sudden my name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and-

Hɪ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs Jᴜʟɪᴀɴ Dᴀʀᴋ'ɴᴇss Dᴇᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴀ Rᴀᴠᴇɴ Wᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴇʙᴏɴʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴀɪʀ (ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʜᴏᴡ I ɢᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ) ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴋs ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴘs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇs ᴍʏ ᴍɪᴅ-ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴄʏ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʟɪᴍᴘɪᴅ ᴛᴇᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ I ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ Aᴍʏ Lᴇᴇ (AN: ɪꜰ ᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ sʜᴇ ɪs ɢᴇᴛ ᴅᴀ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀᴇ!). I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ Gᴇʀᴀʀᴅ Wᴀʏ ʙᴜᴛ I ᴡɪsʜ I ᴡᴀs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ's ᴀ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴛᴛɪᴇ. I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ sᴋɪɴ. I'ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ I ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ Hᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛs ɪɴ Eɴɢʟ-

Hi my name is Ever Given Ever’Green Imbari Golden Class and I have a long green hull (that’s how I got my name) with white letters that reach across my back and a red bulbous prow like a dolphin’s fin and a lot of people tell me I look like Sapphire Princess (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Conti Cortesia Ever’Green Marine but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Golden Class Container Ship but my deck is straight and wide. I have smooth green paint. I’m also a Cargo Ship, and I sail in a shipping lane called called the Suez Canal in Egypt where I’m part of a caravan (I’m three). I’m a ship (in case you couldn’t tell) and I sail mostly in the ocean. I love Hot Topic and I ship all my clothes to there. For example today I was shipping a thousand black corsets with ten miles of matching lace and a lot of discounted black leather miniskirts, pink fishnets, and combat boots. I was carrying black containers, white containers, black half-containers, and wearing red eye shadow. I was sailing through the Suez canal. It was windy and full of sand so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of tugboats told me I was about to run aground. I put my middle finger up at them.

Tumblr, how do we feel about my Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way cosplay /inspired look

Sooooo…. Me and @your-local-blogger decided to make a My Immortal inspired oc for shits and giggles. So, without adieu, meet Umbra Bugandy Obscure Bipolar Owlheart and of course Burgundy is misspelled in true MI fashion. This is just something stupid we made. Also she’s apart of a HTTYD and Ninja Turtles crossover. Still working out all the lore but since I don’t have the heart to slander Astrid, or Heather, they’re gonna be besties instead.

who should she be horribly shipped with?

Was about time I showed her some love

Real talk, girl talk.

Do you think I’m going home and sobbing to MCR when y’all call me emo?

And real talk, girl talk.

Why do y’all get so butt-hurt when I call you a prep in retaliation??

And REAL talk GIRL talk.

If you don’t want me to call you that, why do you call yourself preppy???

And REAL TALK, GIRL TALK.

Is it REALLY the end of the world if someone you’ve been mocking for years is quoting My Immortal to their friends after calling you a prep????

AND REAL TALK, GIRL TALK.

I REALLY don’t understand why this is an issue, preps; get over yourselves

Please i love this so much- also My Immortal & TMA when ???

I LOVE HOW I CAN HEAR IT PERFECTLY IN HIS VOICE IM CACKLING

I CAN IMAGINE JON IN THE ROOM LOOKING SO BEWILDERED BUT HAVING TO SIT AND READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE STATEMENT.

The entire statement being a whole ass book /j

magnus archives april fool's episode and it opens with "statement of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way regarding her time at Hogwarts. Statement begins. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks

FUCK

Hi my name Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde (Gwynbleidd) of Rivia and I have long milk-white hair (that’s how I got my name) and golden cat eyes like oriole tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vesemir (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Iorveth but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witcher, and I go to a fortress called Kaer Morhen amidst the peaks of the Blue Mountains in Kaedwen. I’m a master swordsman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black armor. For example today I was wearing a black warrior’s leather jacket with silver studs around it and black trousers, black gauntlets, and black leather boots. I was wearing two swords on my back - one silver, one steel, and my special wolf medallion. I was walking outside Kaer Morhen. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of drowners stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

y’all ever read My Immortal and actually like experience the beautiful transition from bad writing to like, expert-level novel creation?