This Was A Real Conversation Between A Friend Of Mine And I

This was a real conversation between a friend of mine and I

I met a goat yesterday. She looks like Baphomet. She is a mother. She is shedding weirdly. She is an introvert. She likes waffle cones. Her name is Vampy. I would kill for her.

This was a real conversation between a friend of mine and I

I feel like the, “Please don’t talk to me; I just ate glass,” guy right now and it is NOT tickityboo

Everyone, you need to stare at the nearest trans person RIGHT NOW. And give them a safety vest and other reflective shit for good measure

when do you plan on becoming a full, large egg?

also what is the year of rhe egg

I will be a full, large egg when the time is right. And it’s just the year of me. It’s egg time, baby