Everyone, You Need To Stare At The Nearest Trans Person RIGHT NOW. And Give Them A Safety Vest And Other

Everyone, you need to stare at the nearest trans person RIGHT NOW. And give them a safety vest and other reflective shit for good measure

Today, I had my demonias on. This guy was behind me and yelled, “LOOK AT THE FAG IN THE BOOTS,” and lil’ buddy thought he was doing something. Like, yeah. Look at me. I’m hot

What Are Your Hopes In Concerning of The State of Being a large egg ?

Is There A Thing You Would Love Most About Being an egg ?

Once a large egg, I hope to be able to rule the lands in over easy glory. And what I love most about being an egg is not having to worry about paying my taxes. The IRS isn’t gonna waste time on a calcium nugget spawned from a chicken

This was a real conversation between a friend of mine and I

I just want three other people to do that lil’ part in the Russian sailor dance with. Is that too much to ask??

Sergei and I had this crazy bonding moment a few years ago where we were in Florida and I got up to pee and The 27 Club was on (it was like four AM) and I just watched in confusion and awe at this guy wearing a toupee that didn’t match what hair he had left as he begged me to pray and as Jesus something and then I looked over and Sergei was also sitting up and watching it and we just stared at each other and watched this guy for a while. We still talk about it sometimes because of how weird it was. Neither of us are Christian, which makes the whole thing funnier