My Favorite Grandpaism Of All Time Is When He Said "every Time I Learn A New Person's Name I Forget The

my favorite grandpaism of all time is when he said "every time i learn a new person's name i forget the name of a fish." that shit has stuck with me for years. what did he mean by that

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*said with the intent of being your friend*

i think the funniest part about being bored is that it'll ether result in something like, say, reading a book, or drawing some cute flowers, but on the flip side, it can lead to things such as drilling two holes in your guitar with a screwdriver,,, or attempting to put a box of cake mix in the windowsill 20 feet in the air

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