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too many people are afraid to see kent and ben for who they are... (he/him tgirl lesbians)

for all media analysis intents and purposes ben cafferty is a girl hit post

Ah, adhd. The perfect little helper for losing time.

For reference: I woke up at 8-ish, and got home from work at roughly 6. (Normal)

I then went to my room and began playing Terraria. No breaks, no long pauses. (Also Normal)

It is 2 in the goddamn morning.

I went downstairs to get water and actually debated shotgunning a diet coke. Worst part is, I'm only kind of tired. If it weren't for Hardmode kicking my ass (and deleting one of my pylons with new corruption- How am I supposed to un-fuck the Snow?) I might keep playing.

What unearthly curse is upon me? /j

Get you a bf who will stab people unless disarmed- Go get 'em Kel!

good ol sunkel ☀️🏀

Note to self: Start looking at Spam bot names for Pikmin Enemy Adjectives

Just got a bot called Burgeoning something-or-other (Only noticed first part), and I'm reluctantly intrigued...

Kinda wanna make a horror monster that is so terrifying you cant look away. Like, in a game or story, to showcase what that paralyzing terror feels like.

As horrible as it is, at least you know where it is by staring. You cant escape or defeat it, but instead just have to watch it.

Maybe it could be an animal. If you look in the cage, it will stare back, snarling, and lash at you. But if you look away, you can't dodge it when its claws. Or worse, what if it sees someone else? What if, by looking away, someone less protected is seen and attacked? Or when you look back- What will do if the cage is empty?

Maybe its a volcano, or nuclear reactor, and it's your job to keep an eye on it. If you look away, you might miss a key sign, and doom hundreds. And when it blows, because you truly can never stop it, then what do you do? You're too far to help anyone still trapped- Do you just watch it consume them? If you look away, you could miss the second explosion's warning signs.

Something beyond human comprehension, or maybe watching for symptoms of an incurable disease.

It could be a job- Maybe you watch through cameras, and there's just an incomprehensible blur slowly making its way forward. The cameras are unable to record and communicate it- Or perhaps, your eyes are the problem.

this is fucking hilarious /pos

"Help, I've been turned into a marketable plushie!" "Marketable, you say?" "(Oh no...)"

Def gonna donate some!

💼 ELEVATOR HITCH X MAKESHIP PROTAG PLUSHIE PETITION ✂️

Happy 1st year anniversary of Elevator Hitch! Thank you everyone for all the love and support towards the game, it's been a one hell of a year and here's to many more! (If you don't know about the game yet, go play FOR FREE on itch.io!)

To celebrate the occasion, PROTAG PLUSHIE IS NOW REAL!!! or well that's not true . He's not technically real yet but he WILL be with YOUR HELP!

💥 If we can reach 200 PLEDGES ($2 USD=1 Pledge) in ONE WEEK (Before OCT. 5 ends), the official plushie campaign will begin! 💥

The plushie itself will be $29.99 USD, but it's just ✨ $2 USD ✨to let Makeship know how many people are interested in having a Protag Plushie and to move on to the actual production! If the campaign is successful that initial $2 will be taken out of the full price later when the plushie's actually made and sent to you!

If the petition fails you'll get a 👍 FULL REFUND 👍 so absolutely no risk for you guys!! 

HELP US BRING PROTAG TO LIFE BY PLEDGING IN THE LINK

https://www.makeship.com/petitions/protag-elevator-hitch-plush-plushie

and if you're not getting one for yourself, please help us share the news around to the people who might be interested!

@va1iant-viridity

Help

New Baby alert

Found a new game- Say Hi to Lumi from Outcore! She's adorable! Adorable like a middle schooler, kinda? I wanna pat her on the head and make sure she gets to bed on time. (I know she's 18. My feelings do not change.)

Not "Baby!!" but something similar. "Look at my son! TuT", is closer.

Ofc, I get this feeling that something bad is going to happen... hm.

Nonsense Cont. Below

One of these days I'll have to draw all the characters I've "adopted". Would be p funny to see Sunny, Frisk, Hat Kid, Six & Mono, and now Lumi drawn in a like, family portrait. With Nova my cat and Finnegan the Rat from Elevator Hitch included, ofc!

The mental image is immaculate, lol

(All of this was written during the idle game programming section. I'm Only at 339 coins. Pray for me ^^" )

Yes

Pumpkin pie has nothing on apple pie! (Has never eaten pumpkin pie)

Apple pie is the food of Gods. Trust me. I know these things- I am one

PUMPKINS HAVE HAD A MONOPOLY OVER FALL FOR FAR TOO LONG. WE MUST REMEMBER THE APPLE.

I know its just me, But I'm kinda surprised that noone's written Pomni with a nickname like 'Apple' or smth.

Y'know: Pomme?

Just saw an ad that had a super funny idea- Genre Savvy Characters in the wrong genre.

Like, a comedy character that references Horror. Romcom lines in an FPS story. Action refernces in a tragedy.

I know its been done before, but its still a funny mental image to have the comedic sidekick complaining about horror movie tropes, and use counters to typical tropes For The Funny. (The image of someone pepperspraying Micheal Myers popped into my head and im cackling)

lolol accurate

We just like beating each other to death with our own brain children. Is that really so bad? /j

Out Of Context TheRunawayGuys Quotes

B/C why not. Happy Turkey Day

i'm eating my ass's weight in lobster

don't try to stop me.

a: We're good

b: 'We're good', they say, as I stand there and DIE

a: Hey, [b], do me another favor.

b: Bend over?

a: Look, they need to throw a virgin into a volcano

b: Okay? Then why are you jumping in?

c: Well, that’s more about your relationships than I ever needed to know

a: This is not boding well for the rest of this battle.

b: I thought you said “boning well” for a second.

a: Well, it's not doing that either.

...I think I speak for everybody when I ask, what the hell are you guys doing??

a: We're getting good at this whole "teamwork" thing.

b: It's weird.

c: Yeah, what is this?

a: Hey, can you do this for me?

b: You got it, Babe.

c: Aww! I didn't know you two were a couple. Congratulations!

a: I didn't either.

Reading through Gravity Falls fanfics and seeing things tagged as 'the trunk' and 'the trunk incidentTM' is cracking me up. Like, I know exactly what it means, and I love reading them (Whump and Hurt/Comfort fuck yeaa) but its still kinda funny

Stars, I really hope TADC doesn't end like I Have No Mouth And Must Scream.

Its wayyy too easy for me to imagine Pomni running around a deteriorating level, calling out for someone, anyone, PLEASE let someone else be there. Throwing open doors and pleading with the air to let her go, or at least let her die if she can't leave. Caine hasn't responded, the others all gone, nothing left but a jester in a world thats being erased, until she too is consumed by the void- Alive, and yet not. Frozen in an endless misery.

I know it won't end well. Its a horror series, and tbh, I haven't seen any of Goozeworx's stories that ends well for its MC- Its just pretty unnerving to think about is all.

!!!!

i may or may not have made a decision that i might later regret but at this point i just need this demon ( the influencer ) exorcised from my brain . and what a better way to do that than to materialize her into physical space and make everyone else suffer .

so yeah , um . @spread-the-influence ... i'm going to regret this am i 👍

new reaction image just dropped lol

Out of all the characters, who would pomni have the best relationship with?

As in like best friends

Unless you have to wake up early on a Saturday morning for a parent's workshop...

when it’s finally the weekend

HOTD Modern AU where everyones dragons are some kind of reptile or amphibian.  Sooo, I finally gathered the courage to add my own stuff to the HOTD fandom, lol. I love reptiles, specifically Komodo dragons, I’ve made like 3 different college projects with them and it was impossible for me to not see Vhagar as one, I’ve seen other really good takes with old grandma V being a snapping turtle, an alligator and so on, and then I decided to imagine my own modern AU were all the Targaryan dragons in HOTD are some kind of reptile pet! -Because Targ shenanigans they do have a special bond with their reptile friend (Thats the only way you get a croc and a Komodo to dont eat you, lol). -The dragon keepers are a special reptile breeder company, the Targs are like one of their most important clients . -To add more lore and stuff I like the idea of them living in a made up european country called Valyria, like Genovia from the princess diaries, or at least just a modern westeros and Valyria being their something something big company where they work. -If they live in Valyria they do have the monarchy problems, but without the murder plis, Aegon ll its like fuck you all and runs away to Italy or France and starts a wine company called “The usurper” xD.  -Because I like Jacegon, Jace goes along with him so he doesn’t die from bad decisions and because I think he’ll be more reliable with the new company stuff hahahahaha, Aegon just tests the wine ok 😂?  -Lucerys its also like, the crown? No thanks, and goes to college to study literature, also in the some college as Aemond, who’s in a History major, they’re roommates 👀. -Joffrey its even less interested in the crown and decides to help his grampa Corlys with Driftmark. -I’m mexican, I dont know how Dukedoms and all that fancy european stuff works, Driftmark can be one of those or something, I’ll do some research after the reptile drawings ok xD? -That way the crown can go to little Aegon the younger without anybody dying yay. -Rhaenyra its not that ok with this, but she loves her kids, and hopes little Egg doesn’t run away too…. Im just starting with my favorite incest deranged couple, Lucemond 😚. I think its obvious this is not completed at all 😅, but I was really exited about it and wanted to talk about it after being working on it all day 😄.

More stuff about the not dragons! -They can’t live the hundreds of years of the dragons, so lets make them live as long as their owner lives, an average 80-90 years, for this HC sake hahahaha, specially because turtles, komodos and crocs are able to live long lives too! So lets make all the other special Targ reptiles/amphibians live longer too 😝. -This makes Grandma V, Vhagar ll, because Vhagar l was Visenya’s, when Laena dies in some kind of accident Aemond claims Vhagar ll so she doesn’t die, specially because she wasn’t that old then, wiki says Laena dies at 27, I havent thought that much about what happens in the Driftmart incident, but something happens 👀! -Then the Viserys l Balerion it’s Balerion ll too! Vissy T gets to keep his croc and makes him an awesome enclosure, lol. Alicent never goes there 😂, but Viserys likes to see when the servants feed him or to just chat with his friend, he has this really nice enclosure like in the zoos where you can go like underground and see them swim.

-Helaena’s kids can have little geckos or something cute like that, I need to think about it 🤔.

-Im not very sure about Caraxes being a red Tegu, they’re awesome, but I don’t know if I should make him be something else, any thoughs anyone 🤔? If you have any other ideas that are different from the ones I have so far let me know 😉!! The only ones that Im very sure about are Vhagar and Arrax, I’m really in love with the idea, and I also like them all being something different, except for Silverwing and Vermithor uwu.

Drawing intel I feel okay