Gonna Make A Minecraft Ask Blog Once I Get The Chance.

Gonna make a Minecraft ask blog once I get the chance.

I'm gonna start stealing energy from able-bodied people like a vampire. Especially targeting dude bros named Kyle.

Today at work, a little old lady with a Southern accent said "Excuse me, honeydew" (because I was in the middle of the aisle sorting the clothing I had to put away) and I have never leaped into a rack of clothing SO FAST AND AGGRESSIVELY. I couldn't just let an old lady go AROUND.

Me and @kinghelios33 when we see each other.

Angel: I think I’ve been hiding my real feelings for Alastor pretty well

Alastor: *enters the room*

Angel: I have to gay- I mean go!

I'm scared to ask but... what do you mean?

If you knew what I knew about the skin of a grape, you wouldn’t be eating that shit 

I drink lemon juice for fun.

Hello Kevin. You have boasted before that you love to consume extremely sour foods and are superior to those who do not. In front of you is a large glass of pure lemon juice