Me: I Don't Like This Organization Because They're Against LGBTQ+ Rights.

Me: I don't like this organization because they're against LGBTQ+ rights.

My grandpa's religious girlfriend: You sound like Trump! He wants to replace our Bibles with his Bible!

Me: What the fuck?

This is why I don't like super religious people. They can only think about their rights which aren't threatened if they're one of the "main religions."

Which Hazbin Hotel Characters Would Bite and Why

- Valentino: Bites for absolutely no reason. You let your guard down? Get chomped, idiot.

- Alastor: Usually needs to be provoked (or he just wants a snack.)

- Rosie: Same as Alastor but less likely to bite.

- Lute: She doesn't need a reason to bite. She's feral.

- Vaggie: Only bites if absolutely necessary.

Feel free to suggest others!

AMERICA!!!!!! (This came to me in a dream don't ask)

When I have to use the happy hoodies on dogs at work, I've started telling them that they're in worm jail.

Random person: I don't think your joke is funny. :/

Me: Good thing I'm both the king and the jester. I'm my own target audience and I find myself hilarious.

Are you a Hazbin Hotel fan who loves the angst of RadioSilence? Well, do I have the song for you! It's called Love Love Love by Of Monsters and Men and it fits them so well, especially if you (like me) believe Vox and Alastor used to be close friends.