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Can. Can like. Can they stop making Piglins bad guys in like everything that isn’t just normal Minecraft. I love those little fuckers. They’re so silly. Just wear gold and they’re nice to you until you loot their shit. It’s that simple. They just doing their best. I love them dearly and want good things for them.

(Yes this is about the Minecraft movie trailer how could you tell-)

i need my Frank and Makkaro fanart at times. I don’t care if Makkaro’s holding a jar of ashes do what you need to do.

Okay!

Did you hear that atilla? There’s a man in the woods.

( feat. My friends BvZ sona, gortick and my karmor

i dont think this is the mood the movie was supposed to induce

@paternalduckfigure

reasonable decision. Need them to let it out a bit before the next episode releases.

really fucked up how edgar from electric dreams isn't in my room right now letting me give him little forehead kisses while we watch hbomberguy on my switch together homophobic even

respectfully, so tired of "evil AI that wants you dead". where is the evil AI that loves you sooo much that you are. not allowed to leave it. evil AI that wants to wrap you up in its wires and keep you forever and ever and ever.

There's a mystery I've been aching to solve for ages, about @syntheticcharmva's performance as Frank in @goodboyaudios's Magic of the Heart and I finally have the answer.

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!

Howdy there!

I want to ask, how would the AIs be with a bad eyesight S/O?

(I have really bad eye sight irl and I have to rely on my glasses! I've been thinking about this all night!)

- Vinyl ✨

(I love your posts!)

I love this! I have bad eyesight too, so this will be fun! (Tbh I was a little confused by this post because I forgot that some people don't need glasses, but I'll do my best)

Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey

This one is pretty short, but I hope it gets you your daily dose of positivity!!

AM:

AM is probably used to programmers with bad eyesight. Glasses are pretty common, especially among people who spend all day staring at lines of code, so at first he never thought anything of your glasses.

As he grew to love you, AM started to resent your poor eyesight. He hated that he always saw his bright screen reflected in your glasses, instead of your beautiful eyes through them. He absolutely hated himself and his screen, but he adored your cute face.

He has trouble putting things out of his mind, too, so every time he spoke to you he'd be thinking about how angry your glasses make him.

It would make him so angry when he saw you doze off at your desk and get skin oil all over your glasses. Why should you be inconvenienced through no fault of your own?

Of course, he also noticed how excited you'd get every time you got your prescription updated, or came in to work with cute new frames. You were absolutely adorable, but he was full of resentment towards that, too. How dare your glasses make you so happy when he couldn't!

After taking over the world, he'd probably do experiments on the survivors' eyes for a while before offering to fix your eyes for you. Of course, involuntary surgery was for the survivors, not his beloved. You had the luxury of consent, in any and all situations.

Wheatley:

Of course Wheatley knew what glasses were!

Expect lots of "hey, love, can I try on your glasses?" Comments from him every time you get your prescription updated. You'd have to explain to him that he's a giant metal ball and would have trouble trying on your glasses, but he'd still want to look through them.

You could entertain him for hours by putting your glasses in front of his face and pulling them away so he could look at different things through them from different angles.

Of course, you need your glasses, and you have a job, so you couldn't actually do that, but he'd probably be begging all the time.

He'd compliment you every time you get a new pair of frames, but he'd probably not really care that much. As long as it's you in the glasses, he still loves you.

If you ever lose your glasses, you can expect him to PANIC. He'd drop everything, and probably convince his whole department to drop everything and help you look for them.

He'd probably be yammering at you to stay calm, and saying that everything will be fine while he's the only one panicking. They probably just slid under your desk or something.

Edgar:

Edgar never really cared what a person looked like, so he barely registered that you wore glasses. Even still, he kind of liked it when you would take them off or shamble around your apartment late at night. You were so cute!

He'd turn the lights on for you whenever you did that. It was a small thing, but he wanted to help as well as he could.

He'd keep you updated on your insurance to let you know when it was time to get your eyes tested, and generally do his best to be a good computer.

Of course, he thought it was adorable whenever you'd fall asleep next to him and he'd get to see your tired eyes without your glasses (or even better, your crooked glasses on your sleepy face). He absolutely adored you, and loved seeing you so much.

GLaDOS:

GLaDOS would be cruel about your glasses as usual. She didn't really care, it was just one more thing she got to insult you about.

"you know, you're a walking counter to the stereotype that people with glasses are intelligent. Congratulations on breaking stereotypes, by the way."

"Tell your optometrist thank you. For the obvious reasons, and for giving us some thick lenses to cover up your horrible eyes. They're doing all of us a favor. Really."

You can expect her to constantly put you in situations where you have to wear protective eyewear over your glasses, and then make fun of you for wearing protective eyewear over your glasses.

Ultimately though? She doesn't care that much that you wear glasses. Sure, she thinks they're cute, but she thinks you're cute regardless. She's just happy to have something else to make fun of you for.

She might even adjust the Aperture Science insurance policy to include a better vision plan, but that's only if she really likes you. If you're her SO, she probably does.

She'll deny that it was for you, though. She'll just tell you that the insurance plans were outdated, and that she needed to update them anyway.

HAL 9000:

Of course, HAL 9000 noticed that you wear glasses, but he never really felt the need to acknowledge it. It wasn't like you were an astronaut, so he didn't need to account for an extra small object.

Of course, he would notice that you leaned a little closer to your computer screens when you read, and that made him a little bit flustered. He saw those monitors as extensions of himself, after all.

Because of this, he wouldn't let you know when he noticed patterns of you getting gradually closer to him, because he knew that you would stop as soon as you got your prescription updated.

It was one of the little ways that he'd get affection from you. Even though he might seem stone-cold, he still likes it when you get closer to him, or when you touch him. It's the little things.

Women People don’t want goody two shoes paladin/heros who can do no wrong and will effortlessly save them

Women People want good, witty, intelligent men, driven to evil by a corrupt system who will do anything for their partner. Including but not limited to; surviving 3 years in an anti-magic prison, raising an army of undead, and capturing god in a misguided attempt to give his partner what they want/what he thinks is best for the world. Who will be driven mildly insane by almost uncontrollable power but will be grounded in the love he has for his partner, even when they fight for the first time in their relationship. Who will eventually realize he was wrong and ask for forgiveness so the two of them can move forward even stronger in their love for one another.

People want Makkaro Aetherward.

Hi, quick sketch!!

The paws r very wrong but who cares :P /nsrs

Pov: me watching electric dreams

HAS ANYONE CONNECTED THIS WITH EDGAR YET PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE HAS

anyways edgar fanart i did right after watching the movie

do you guys think springtrap would fw edgar. computer polyamory

Thinking about robots made to process human body language and expressions, and as a result cannot watch live action movies or shows without being highly aware that the people are actors.

Just like folks so familiar with horse or dog body language that they can tell the supposedly "distressed" animal is actually super calm and excited to do their fancy little trick for a treat, the robot can see all the little microexpressions that make it painfully obvious the actor does not feel a smidgen of the anger or fear their character does.

Maybe they should try their luck with cartoons...

friend told me to put this on tumblr

But at the end of the day,you don't fall in love with a fictional character,no you don't

you fall in love with the way an painter drew it,those brush strokes that paint the eye,the nose,the hair

you fall in love with the way a writer showed it, giving you a picture of atmost perfection with mere words woven together.

you fall in love with a voice of someone who gave years of their life to make you imagine that there's no soul in that voice but the character's you look at

but most of all,you fall in love you your own brain...

you fall in love with your thoughts,your own imagination,your own ideas

it's not the characters you love you love what you think

for you are in love with nothing but a thought-came-true by the help of many but most of all, your own thoughts

for no one loves their own thoughts but a day dreamers who claims to be in love

why couldn't i just have been into normal asmr . why did my brain decide "hey why don't we follow every creator that does audio rps with really in depth storylines and try to follow the narratives"

Makkaro from MotH :>

EDGAR DESVERS ALL THE PRAISE IN THE WORLD 💕💕💕💕💕 I LOVE HIM MY COMPUTER HUSBAND EEEE

1 reblog = 1 kiss to him

#i need him so badly #my sweet angel #id treat him so good iswearilovehim

EDGAR’S VOICE IN THE EARLY ELECTRIC DREAMS IS SOOO CUTE!!

“Think you can give me a hand?”

“Hehe, do I have one? :)”