So I Absolutely Cannot Get The Concept Of Post-series Dair Somehow Finding Themselves In A Situation

so i absolutely cannot get the concept of post-series dair somehow finding themselves in a situation where they have to pretend to be married or engaged at some event/gala thing & having to do the whole "tell us the story of how u got together!!!" thing. like them basically reciting their actual history but then they have to add the happy ending and basically verbalize all their "what ifs" w/ intense regretful/wistful eye contact...GODDD WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

LUCKY FOR YOU i have sort of written this!!

Oh, my, god.

Fun story: I asked Josh Safran on twitter if he could share the entirety of Dan’s vows (as some picture of the two pages suddenly emerged on twitter, but the second one was half hidden) to which he answered by tagging Jeanne Leitenberg, one of the Gossip Girl writers asking her if she was the one who wrote them. She did and shared the entirety of Dan’s vows, which you can read right here:

Y’all, I fucking love Kevin and Madison SO. DAMN. MUCH. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Summary: If Dan was her husband, she wouldn’t ever let him go to seedy clubs alone. Then again, Dan isn’t her husband, and she stops him from staying at seedy clubs anyway.

/ or: guess who wrote some dan/blair nonsense again! 

You guys are talkin’ bout how Taylor Swift’s discography is about dan and Blair but have you heard “my ex’s best friend” by mgk??? That shit hits harddd

loneliness really does advance and strengthen like once it makes a home in you it's so hard to feel like your place is with others and it's so easy to get out of practice at sharing who you are because by that point being on your own is an integral aspect of your existence and there's just no way to explain that to anybody