Im Impressed I Never Posted These Two Together

Im impressed i never posted these two together

Like yeah sure, some of you might have seen Lilac before, but surely not Y. Cream, right?

cookie run fans I need your opinions. Reblog w/ which character(s) has the fandom acting like this

I re-did this like 5 times

This is going to sound hella random but hear me out

So... The dragon cookies, right?

(ho boy, how do i even start this?)

*inhale* thecnacly speaking only one of the five dragons is an actual dragon

Hear me out, in the update that released pitaya as a playable character in crk, and they meet/see r. Margarine advertizing buttercream as a dragon, pitaya finds it funny that he is calling the wyvern by the wrong species

Now whats the diference between a wyvern and a dragon? -2 arms, wyverns walk up-right, things like that

Now if this much of a diference causes pitaya to make fun of the situation, what about the other dragons?

If what makes a dragon a dragon is being quadruped and having 2 wings, then NONE of the other dragons are in fact dragons (save it for maybe lychee, as we have no clue as to what their dragon form looks like)

Just think about it:

Ananas? Hard to tell cannonicaly but everyone here agrees they have 2 pairs of wings, so techinacly without a bit of canonicity not a dragon

Lotus? They dont have legs, let alone wings, so not a dragon

Longan? Sure they might be based of chinese dragons, but are still very different, so for the sake of this, i wont be classfing as a dragon

-Lychee gets a pass cuz no cannon dragon form-

In conclusion pitaya should be the only to have 'dragon' in the name

(please dont @ me, this has been stuck on my mind for like weeks or smth idk)

So... I tried some coffee today...

I hated it