Missing That Bastard, Lestat De Lyingcunt Or Whatever His Name Is

missing that bastard, lestat de lyingcunt or whatever his name is

scream

I'm so sorry to caitlyn but. why do I feel like those 3 background mfs are not surviving jinx kskskskksj

my cancelled wife armand said i gaslighted my way into this mess, i'm gonna gaslight my way out of this mess

Six year old: *moves the talking ball*

Tyland “most well adjusted KL politician” Lannister: thank you,, my prince, that’s… very helpful

Aegon, who brought the six year old with him: 😁

jocelyn baratheon's storyline is crazy. fall in love with the handsome heir to the throne, marry him in the grandest ceremony second only to the royal couple, anticipate becoming queen, give birth to the heir's heir, stay married for over a decade and half with all these expectations, then BAM he died fighting some war by catching a crossbow bolt to the neck. you're grieving heavily but hey at least your daughter is the heir and you'll be queen mother. no lmao the king appointed your brother in law because he can. you've gone from future queen to queen mother to not a damn thing. mother to the lady of driftmark. up in high tide drinking heavily with boremund corlys who just quit his hand job and rhaenys — all of you talking her out of doing something drastic with meleys