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DANIEL: okay, it's on now. uh... first question — you weren't always a vampire, were you?

scream

I'm so sorry to caitlyn but. why do I feel like those 3 background mfs are not surviving jinx kskskskksj

good luck, babe!

jocelyn baratheon's storyline is crazy. fall in love with the handsome heir to the throne, marry him in the grandest ceremony second only to the royal couple, anticipate becoming queen, give birth to the heir's heir, stay married for over a decade and half with all these expectations, then BAM he died fighting some war by catching a crossbow bolt to the neck. you're grieving heavily but hey at least your daughter is the heir and you'll be queen mother. no lmao the king appointed your brother in law because he can. you've gone from future queen to queen mother to not a damn thing. mother to the lady of driftmark. up in high tide drinking heavily with boremund corlys who just quit his hand job and rhaenys — all of you talking her out of doing something drastic with meleys

one day i will open tumblr. oh, asoiaf is trending- not that big of a deal, it happens randomly all the time. i click on the tab. WINDS OF WINTER RELEASE CONFIRMED. dragon wings rip out of my back. my legs grow stunted. my dick turns into a fat pink mast. i am ahorse.

the world is right again- or maybe, just maybe, for the first time