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Jsyk King And Queen's Ship Name Is CyberSpade
Jsyk King and Queen's ship name is CyberSpade
LMAO that makes more sense I was wondering how tagging anything along the lines of ‘kingqueen’ would even be possible djksk
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wait till the tumblr girlies find out that in binary star systems sometimes one star will basically eat the other and kill them both - resulting in the most powerful thing a star could ever do in its life.
introducing the old undertale OC, Sculla!



she’s a semi-gorgoness who inhabits a pirate-themed minigolf course towards the bottom of Waterfall. The in-game encounter would be you ignoring a ‘closed for repairs’ sign, falling down and smashing one of her decorative statues. During the fight she would mostly make use of blue attacks, with the more of the snakes in her hair making eye contact the more blue in the attack square and therefore the less places you can move (due to the fact that her design is based on Medusa).
After pacifying her, she’ll invite you for a game of mini golf and take up residence as a shopkeeper.
You can buy the Golf Club, Eyepatch, and a couple of snack food items from her shop (eg Popato Chisps and Chips Ahoy). If you talk to her, you can learn that she set up the Ball course in Snowdin as a commission from an unnamed ‘minigolf enthusiast’, and the seven possible coloured flags you can receive are ‘all the traits you need to win a game of Minigolf’.
If you buy the Golf Club, you can play more games of Ball/Minigolf on some courses around the area to get some more G, and when you’re done, if you bring the club back to the store you can get a refund. If you keep it, it doesn’t have very high stats but it will make the ‘shield’ used during a green soul battle resemble the golf club.
If you buy the Eyepatch, it won’t have very high defense stats and equipping it will cover half of your screen.



It’s just a gag item. It will also cover half of every text box, or just *anything* on that side of the screen. You could unequip it, of course, but why would you want to?
anyway I made this character when I was 13 I think and new to my Undertale phase. I’ve been drawing her a lot lately though, so I figured I’d share.
Bonus edit if you’ve made it this far v
the kingqueenkaard polycule is absolutely hilarious in canon context cause like. you’re a powerful king and your bitch wife left you with a kid. so you get into a situationship with the kingdom’s hottest loser malewife twink and it works out for a while. until the dreaded Heroes of Legend show up, turn your kingdom against you and throw you in jail, and your idiot partner divorces you as well and gets custody of your kid. next thing you know he’s attempting to get together with your ex-wife to try and make you jealous, although she’s not into it at the moment. unfortunately for you it seems like his pathetic wetbaggedness is starting to charm her a little, or at the very least you saw him in her room with a lampshade on his head. so, that’s something.