Excuse Me What The Actual FUCK???

Excuse me what the actual FUCK???

What is it with fun foods that later make me sad. First it was bagels in Crimson Rivers and now it’s tomatoes???

More:

Didn’t take a screen shot of :

“It hurt to think about the large number of coins he’d be reciveing. Damn. I should’ve said that line.”

(Y’all can continue this thread of Kim Dokja being Kakuzu 2.0)

Y e s

I don’t read Character x Reader fics. No one can get in the way of my OTP. Not even me.

Somehow, when I was doing the Dokhyuk Moments thing, I missed this scene.

Oh and I lost my spot while rereading ORV and had to start all over again. The next Dokhyuk post will be delayed:

N e ways~

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 29

(- means I skipped lines)

“God of Death?” replied Yu Jung-Hyeok. “You are no God of Death.”

At the same time, blue light exploded from his right arm.

Just as Anubis screamed and backed away, the [Heavenly Dark Demon Sword] in his hand roared out once more.

“I’ve already seen the real God of Death.”

I don’t know why I put this here-

“You’ll die.”

“Then, why don’t you let me?”

“Not in this place. That isn’t a part of Kim Dok-Ja’s plan.”

:)

I focused on the blurry images of the battlefield that could be seen from the Gate. And then….

“What the f…..?”

….I immediately issued a new order to advance.

“All personnel, we march through the 123rd Gate!”

My order prompted 30,000-plus combatants from the Underworld to march through the Gate. —

“Yu Jung-Hyeok, you stupid bastard!”

There he was, bleeding profusely and dying. And then, Anna Croft carrying him on her back.

Love how KDJ commanded the army with no hesitation when I comes to YJH’s safety.

“He said that my death isn’t a part of your plan.”

For a moment, I felt at a complete loss.

Why would Yu Jung-Hyeok…..

I took over his care from Anna Croft.

Dense mf

Meanwhile, I observed the unconscious Yu Jung-Hyeok sleeping quietly on the ground. He wouldn’t become her subordinate or some such.

Awe

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 31

(- means I skipped lines)

Shin Yoosung grasped my jet-black scorched wrist and spoke. “Ahjussi, about the next phase….”

The moment I saw the determined eyes of both her and Lee Gilyoung , I understood what they wanted to say. Yoo Jonghyuk butted in first. “You two must stay back.”

Worried father? 👀

“What do you know, you sooty bastard! I wasn’t asking you anyway!”

Lee Gilyoung’s provocation was met with Yoo Jonghyuk’s emotionless reply. “This isn’t the issue of your willingness, but effectiveness. You two do not possess any Stigma or skills related to ‘fire’.”

*gasp* Worried father!!!

“In that case, you also can’t fight, then! You don’t have stuff like that either!”

“But, I do.”

The corner of Yoo Jonghyuk’s lips curled up as he lifted up his sword. And in the following second, the blade of the [Dark Heavenly Demon Sword] was enveloped in a fire-type sword aura.

[Character, Yoo Jonghyuk, has activated ‘Furious Flame God Blade Lv.???’.]

“You… You…!”

I gently patted the tearful Lee Gilyoung’s shoulders.

This is like waiting am immature father show off his video game skills toward his child. He smirked— as if he wants to impress the children after the divorce- I’ll go die now

….Hey, now that I thought about it, this guy also possessed lightning-based attribute, so why didn’t he lend a helping hand earlier?

Yoo Jonghyuk was glaring at me with his narrowed eyes. “Have you forgotten how you pleaded with us not to aid you?”

“Ahh, I did that, didn’t I,” I replied, before flinching just a little.

This guy, I haven’t said anything yet, so how did he read my mind?

When bae reads your mind 😍

“Why are you so dazed like that? It’s not over yet, so get your act together.”

I looked back to find Yoo Jonghyuk and his stiff expression glaring at me. He too had been sacrificing himself for the greater cause. What would he be thinking of right now as he watched Hades?

This is Jonghyuk’s way of showing worry- and he’s probably admiring his father-in-law lmao

It was a melody I heard a long time ago. I wasn’t sure whether that was my mother’s, from my comrades, or from someone else.

Except, as I listened to that faint song….

[The Story, ‘Comrade of Life and Death’, is continuing with its storytelling.]

….I realised that I didn’t want to die.

I don’t know if I’m delusional or if the translation changed from “companion” to “comrade” but I shall fangirl anyway. I love how Dokja and Jonghyuk basically have this mutual anti-suicidal thing going on. Like- Jonghyuk refusing regression because of Dokja and Dokja’s ••• (spoilers 😊 apparently, many of y’all haven’t finished ORV yet and use these posts to motivate yourself to read more chapters)

Then, someone else did stop them from the front.

It was Anna Croft.

“All of you, please stop! You mustn’t break away from the battlefield!”

[Nebula, <Asgard>, is currently commanding the battlefield.]

Anna Croft’s voice, along with <Asgard>’s Great Story, managed to tie all three of them to their spots.

Yoo Jonghyuk’s expression crumpled unsightly. “Get out of my sight.”

“This isn’t what the ‘Demon King of Salvation’ wanted!

Shut up, Anna

– Why don’t you want me to join the ‘Kim Dok-Ja Company’?

She always wanted to ask him that question. — was left behind along with the teachers at the rear of the scenario. She did want to go with them. She thought that it’d been nice if she could become one of those shining stars, too.

Is it because I lack the qualifications?

Jang Hayoung remembered the times they shared during the revolution of the Demon World as well as the Demon King Selection fights. For the first time in her life, she experienced bliss during those moments, and now, they had become an indelible part of her.

— she thought that she too had become Kim Dok-Ja’s comrade now. But, maybe, she was simply deluding herself.

– I’d like you to live a free life.

Id like to appreciate Hayoung here- we don’t talk about her enough. She’s the second most legitimate child of Dokja, second to Biyoo. It’s adorable-

A thing I noticed on this read was how Hayoung and Dokja’s relationship is so under appreciated. It sort of reflects actual trans child x parent relationships in real life, if you think about it. Dokja ‘made’ her and characterized her as a male since she first appeared in his life. Then when he actually met her (replicating how parents don’t know their children all that well sometimes) and she identified as a female, he sort of thought of her as delusional. Then, he accepts it. I don’t know if it was done on purpose or if I’m going all ‘English teacher’ on this but..uh yeah.

I really should’ve talked about this on a different post-