Thephoenixdescendant - Unite And Strike!

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

🔥 Incorrect Hot Wheels Quotes🔥

Genie: And your third wish?

Spinner, finishing his second pizza: Take a wild guess, buddy!

Listen,, Battle Force 5 fandom,,, I think Sage should’ve been able to run around Handler’s Corner with a human disguise y’know… and I think it could look like this 

I want to draw more of human Sage now sdgkdjlg so look forward to that maybe 

BF5 + Illness Headcanons

When someone on the team is sick...

Vert puts them on bed rest, that's an order. Absolutely no missions or even looking at data logs until they feel 100% better

Agura makes sure they have everything they need, blankets food heating pad etc., and sets an alarm to check in on them every hour. she also works with Sage to administer their medication schedules (looking at you, Spinner, who once tried to drink an entire bottle of cough syrup after he sneezed one time)

Zoom hangs out with them so they're not lonely, has 100% faith in his immune system, doesn't believe he can get infected (spoiler alert: he can). Vert shuts this down right away because "we're trying to save the world here Zoom and I can't have two people on the bench" you love your cute lil sports metaphors Vert

Stanford will make them a playlist of their favorite tunes to cheer them up

Sherman will make his world-famous chicken noodle soup; he only makes it when his teammates are sick and everyone who's healthy fights for the leftovers

Spinner tries not to be too freaked out or let his germaphobia get the best of him. He offers to play video games with them as long as they're separated by a plastic sheet in the medbay, or he'll try out some new jokes, or at the very least hack into whatever he needs to so that they can watch their favorite movies for free

Tezz hasn't gotten sick in nine years except for the times he had to eat something weird to survive on the Sentient moon, so at first he's a little wary of his sick teammate... but then he eventually decides he needs to build his immune system back up so he'll just stand over them until he gets coughed on. Vert shuts this behavior down until AJ joins the team and it's OK for them to have two people who can't fight in Battle Zones

AJ is a lot like Zoom, he has no concept of germ theory or immunity and so he'll happily watch movies or just chill with the sick person. Again, Vert shuts this down; he can only lose so many people at a time

Sage doesn't understand a lot about human illness but she's excited to learn! Sherman is the first one to get sick canonically and at first she's way too eager and asks him a million questions that he's too tired to answer. once she starts to understand illness more she pulls back, but she does as much of her work as she can in the medbay to keep her poor sick humans company

When they're sick...

Vert: Vert hates being sick and he doesn't want the team to worry about him but Agura can smell it a mile away. she takes over and makes him rest and takes care of him and hey, maybe this actually isn't so bad

Agura: Agura is the worst about being sick. Think Rosa Diaz of Brooklyn 99. She completely denies it, doesn't want to look weak, doesn't need anyone's help. Vert makes her count Battle Keys just so she'll finally sit down and finds her curled up on the floor in the vault taking a nap. then he carries her to bed and gives her little forehead kisses

Zoom: second-worst only to Agura. Vert also has to give him some made-up BS job so that he can get some rest. they consider handcuffing him to the medbay so that he'll stay there but realize that might be traumatic after the incidents of "Man Down" so they just ask him really nicely to please stay put and get better, ok? we'll get you your favorite milkshake and AJ will come hang out with you if you do!

Stanford: the neediest person alive when he's sick. Stanford gets bored and lonely, fast. He's always asking for a cough drop or another glass of water. finally Agura, ever a bestie, just facetimes him all day long and puts her phone in an armband she uses for running so he can feel like he's hanging out with everybody in the Hub

Sherman: Sherman is the Hub's best patient. he just calmly vibes in the medbay until he feels better (meanwhile Spinner is freaking out because his brother is going to DIE). everyone tries to make him chicken noodle soup that's as good as his secret recipe and everyone fails but he's touched by the gesture

Spinner: as a germaphobe, Spinner is completely freaked out when he's sick. He makes Sage test him for every illness known to humankind, including things like the black plague or malaria that would be impossible for him to get in handler corners. he forces his teammates to dress in full hazmat suits whenever they bring him something and panics the whole time, which makes his illness worse. Vert, Agura and Sage secretly agree to add Xanax to his medication and that actually works wonders

Tezz: Tezz is too proud to admit it but after nine years of being on his own when he got sick, he secretly loves having people take care of him. He mostly stays quiet in the medbay and surprises his teammates by thanking them for taking care of him

AJ: AJ hates being sick and is way too quick to think he's getting better, which often prolongs his illnesses. he'll be in the medbay for a few hours or a single day and then be like "Vert, I'm healed, let's go snowboarding" or something like that. go back to bed AJ, you're sick!!

Vert's Past

WARNING: Mentions of Abuse, Alcohol Abuse

Vert was an only child and was born in a not so financially stable family.

His mom, Sheila Wheeler worked as an accountant and his dad, Jack Wheeler worked as a car mechanic.

They all used to live in the city since Sheila worked there.

Vert and Sheila had a strong bond and were inseparable until Sheila lost her job and got heavy into drinking.

Sheila was the only one who got more wage and would be able to pay to live in a small apartment in the city and since she lost her job, Jack decided to move back to his hometown, Handlers Corners.

Vert then ended up hanging out with his father due to his mother’s excessive drinking and emotional breakdowns. Him spending time with his father got him a lifelong interest in cars and mechanics.

Sheila was later sent to a rehab and was sent back home 2 years later. (Vert was 10 years old) Even though Sheila stopped drinking, her mental health was getting worse over the fact that she had no job.

After a few months, Vert’s father ended up missing (due to him getting stuck in a battlezone) and he was all left alone with his mother.

When the police found out, they ended up sending Vert to Jack’s family as Sheila was not in a position to take care of a child and her family had a history of child abuse.

After that Vert was living with his grandparents, Betty Wheeler who worked in a flower shop and Benjamin “Ben” Wheeler who was a retired electrician. They lived in a small town, that’s away from Handler’s Corners

Due to all of the recent traumatic events that has happened, Vert ended up suffering with depression and PTSD at a very young age.

But without delay, he was sent to a therapist and recovered.

He lived with them for the next 10 years and took over his father job, as a car mechanic.

When Benjamin passed and Betty was hospitalized, he left to Handler Corner’s and lived in his fathers workshop. He would frequently visit his grandmother.

Having no one to turn to and having no idea where Sheila is, he became a lone young man who barely earned for a living.

His life totally changed when he met Sage and became a hero, alongside his new friends.