(I'm Really Tired But I Wanted To Post About This WIP So)When You Have A Friend Called "Vroid Model"

(I'm really tired but I wanted to post about this WIP so) When you have a friend called "Vroid Model" and another one called "Etrian Odyssey" and you put them in the same room Anyways here's the Kujura WIP

Delicis

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Today (August 31st/ Aries 19th) is Tank’s birthday!

Featuring his fav bar bestie Dezerte. Bro probably called her ex hot.

I don’t get to talk about Tank a lot— so here’s a bunch to make up for that. What they’d do on his birthday:

He’d keep his birthday a secret. And he wouldn’t have many plans. Unfortunately for him, Alope knows everyone’s birthday bc she checked the guild paperwork. Hana asked for his horoscope and remembered the date. And Enid.

Hana would ask him to meet her at Inver and give him sweets claiming they were extras. Alope would be there too, and would say happy birthday at the same time Hana gave him the cookies.

Then Tank would think aloud for a second: “Hey. Didn’t you give E ‘extra’ sweets on his birthday too?”

H: “I just happened to be making some.” T: “On all our birthdays, huh?” H: “If you don’t like that I can take them back-“ T: “Why would I let you take back my birthday treat?” H: “They AREN’T birthday treats.”

Alope would think it was really funny (and not understand that they were birthday sweets.). After they bothered him, Enid would be especially lax with him. Like they’d be the one to say “Let’s head down to the Bistro!” It’d scare everyone.

E: “You think I like being mean to him?” Alope and Hana: …. Hana: “….Yeah.” E: “You two actually suck.” (Wanted to call them assholes SO BAD but cannot curse AT people.)

At the bistro, Enid would actually drink too. (Drunk Enid jumpscare) Alope and Hana would have to take Enid home 100%. Tank would stay late so he could share his sweets with Dezerte and hear the tea.

When he was on the way home Ignis and Magnolia would catch him and gift him something fancy— Magnolia would feign offense for not “being invited” And he’d have a nice little chat with them.

Probably his least lonely birthday in 15 years.

I will never forget that one time, when deltarune chapter 2 came out, I saw the Chinese fan translation team answering someone asking "Why is Berdly's name translated like that? Wouldn't something like 'Bó dé lì' (like Bodely or Bordly, a somewhat transliteration) work better?"

and their answer being "Well when we were translating chapter 1, we didn't expect him to be a important character later on, and it was too late to change it, we just had to went with what name we gave him in chapter 1"

And that name being, "Niǎo gē" (literally means "Bird bro") LMAO

What if I told you all of Ragnarok sucked just like Hana, but in slightly different ways.

Alope is an asshole (at her core)

Enid was/is a bad person

Ignis is stubborn

Tank

speaking of him, his birthday is tomorrow 😇