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Zelda: It's so dark, Link, do you have a torch?

Link: I don't need one, I have all the light I need right here.

Zelda: Aw-

Link: On my feet. *stomps and light up sketchers start flashing*

nah bro YOU live in a society. i live in a hole in the ground. not a nasty, dirty, wet hole with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and th

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STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK | Celebrating 40 Years of Empire: The Legacy

Han and Leia Outtake

I have NEVER seen a tiktok with this much vine energy I swear

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

please reblog for more votes!

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

(I drew a Sumireko for you guys. xD 

Please don’t get offended, anyone. xD I’m just doing what Wiki tells me to do. xD) 

personally i think im a comedic genius, happy toh day

Cardan: Lol, guess what.

Nicasia: Bitch with the way you live, I have no fucking idea

Hey um by the way the devil gave you free will, not God.

like it’s part of the Bible. In Genesis (the first creation story specifically) the devil (a title which here means “evil trickster demon” but recently has become synonymous with Lucifer or Satan) told Eve that she would not die if she ate the fruit (true) and that she would be like God (sorta true, humans gained self awareness, free will, the ability to create, etc.)

when she ate the fruit she gained the capacity to choose right from wrong because it was essentially the first time a human, not God, created evil.

without the devil we would not have free will.

thank him, not God.

Duncan is available for asks...

Inconvenience 🐍

Scaring her

Slap! Slap!

Made of steel

this is so fucking hilarious i cannot believe this is real i am SCREAMING

What if I told you all of Ragnarok sucked just like Hana, but in slightly different ways.

Alope is an asshole (at her core)

Enid was/is a bad person

Ignis is stubborn

Tank

speaking of him, his birthday is tomorrow 😇