To The People Who Are Having Sys-doubt: Try To Remember All The Things That Happened, All The Plural

To the people who are having sys-doubt: Try to remember all the things that happened, all the plural experiences.

And remember.

Real things can't become fake.

Stay safe out there.

Today (August 31st/ Aries 19th) is Tank’s birthday!

Featuring his fav bar bestie Dezerte. Bro probably called her ex hot.

I don’t get to talk about Tank a lot— so here’s a bunch to make up for that. What they’d do on his birthday:

He’d keep his birthday a secret. And he wouldn’t have many plans. Unfortunately for him, Alope knows everyone’s birthday bc she checked the guild paperwork. Hana asked for his horoscope and remembered the date. And Enid.

Hana would ask him to meet her at Inver and give him sweets claiming they were extras. Alope would be there too, and would say happy birthday at the same time Hana gave him the cookies.

Then Tank would think aloud for a second: “Hey. Didn’t you give E ‘extra’ sweets on his birthday too?”

H: “I just happened to be making some.” T: “On all our birthdays, huh?” H: “If you don’t like that I can take them back-“ T: “Why would I let you take back my birthday treat?” H: “They AREN’T birthday treats.”

Alope would think it was really funny (and not understand that they were birthday sweets.). After they bothered him, Enid would be especially lax with him. Like they’d be the one to say “Let’s head down to the Bistro!” It’d scare everyone.

E: “You think I like being mean to him?” Alope and Hana: …. Hana: “….Yeah.” E: “You two actually suck.” (Wanted to call them assholes SO BAD but cannot curse AT people.)

At the bistro, Enid would actually drink too. (Drunk Enid jumpscare) Alope and Hana would have to take Enid home 100%. Tank would stay late so he could share his sweets with Dezerte and hear the tea.

When he was on the way home Ignis and Magnolia would catch him and gift him something fancy— Magnolia would feign offense for not “being invited” And he’d have a nice little chat with them.

Probably his least lonely birthday in 15 years.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Delicis

Soft launching the Oracle of Stars carrd!

Oracle of Stars (oracle-of-stars.carrd.co)

Things are subject to change, in FACT with each new update things WILL CHANGE. but rn I have links to both places the fic is posted, fast links to the cast's character (toyhouse) profiles, and a chapter gallery! (not including author's notes yet bc I want that in a zine preferably.)

I'm thinking of maybe adding a chapter plot and/ or arc list. I'm open to recommendations too! If you want short bios on it or a tab w/ all the author's notes anything like that >_>

Didn't get a Dark Dream™ like all the cool kids are getting (as in an alt route for Deltarune), but I did get one of post-chapter hijinks of the secret bosses

Apparently all secret bosses got to live in their own giant multi-bed bunk, with exactly 7 bed spaces, in a similar way of the café and its recruits (i'm assuming in a room in the castle). Jevil hoarded all the blankets, good luck even getting the other end of the blanket, and he kept "hacking" some stuff to go out of the bed throne whenever he pleased. Spamton was not pleased with this and demanded to get those hacks for himself too.

If you interacted with them you could fight them again but in a friendly fire version of their battles (like in the dojo), and winning allowed you to carry them as plushies to the light world as lucky charms.

There was also some commentary from jevil of where he wanted to be placed next to in the bed bunks, first he said a description like spamton's, but then he mentioned an entity we hadn't met yet, described as "a cthulhu of reds oranges yellows and greens", which hinted at a future secret boss, tho not necessarily for chapter 3.