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Brittana in Gives You Hell

Green flag for a heterosexual man is being able to order Starbucks like a person.

If he goes “hi could I get a venti iced white mocha and a venti pink drink please?” He’s gonna pull up to the window with flowers for his wife in the passenger seat and he’ll tip.

If he goes “okay so I have a bit of a crazy order here this is for the wife - she says she wants something called a white mocha with skim milk, no whip, and oh- she’s not done! AND caramel drizzle. What size? Uh, whatever you guys call the large, I guess. Hot or iced? I don’t know, however you usually make it. For me, just a black coffee. Just regular, normal, none of that fancy stuff for me.” He’s gonna pull up to the window and start complaining to me about his wife for literally no reason.

the inherent romanticism of the passenger seat