Excuse Me. When The Fuck Am I Going To Have Exactly 1 Slice Of Pizza?

Excuse me. When the fuck am I going to have exactly 1 slice of pizza?

Behind every great Trainer, there’s a great mom! Happy Mother’s Day!

Sit down, Gia

which did you get?

bad ending: i refuse the requests of my friends and family to move closer, alone in a town where nothing but a dead-end job awaits me. i continue a life of pretending that i have a social life to avoid suspicion and pity. i live paycheck-to-paycheck while saving just enough to buy even more unplayable board games to clutter the house. i live out my days never putting my time and effort into something that outlasts me.

good ending: i find the perfect teaching position within a comfortable distance of everyone i love. my parents and i adopt corgi siblings. we name them peanut, butter, and jelly. i take jelly so peanut and butter are together, but it’s a perfect trio when i visit. my husband and i return to the same spot in york, maine, where we got married and we share a salted caramel cone every friday while looking out at the ocean wondering what colored tails we would have as mermaids.

true ending: i am offered the position of the person who actually cleans the mirror after a contestant is eliminated from rupaul’s drag race. i seriously consider it, then turn it down.

Reanimation negating and Deceit? Love.

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

It's a shame he evolved, but he'll still be my #1

MY TWO MOODS