It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of no fortune must be in want of a husband, too, bitch.
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Trainers entertaining their Pokemon like kids with stuff on their phones and iPads (equivalents?), too cute…
Reanimation negating and Deceit? Love.
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
Behind every great Trainer, there’s a great mom! Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy National Pi Day!
IQ Kitty!!! A real… cutie Pi. 🐱
Excuse me. When the fuck am I going to have exactly 1 slice of pizza?
which did you get?
bad ending: i refuse the requests of my friends and family to move closer, alone in a town where nothing but a dead-end job awaits me. i continue a life of pretending that i have a social life to avoid suspicion and pity. i live paycheck-to-paycheck while saving just enough to buy even more unplayable board games to clutter the house. i live out my days never putting my time and effort into something that outlasts me.
good ending: i find the perfect teaching position within a comfortable distance of everyone i love. my parents and i adopt corgi siblings. we name them peanut, butter, and jelly. i take jelly so peanut and butter are together, but it’s a perfect trio when i visit. my husband and i return to the same spot in york, maine, where we got married and we share a salted caramel cone every friday while looking out at the ocean wondering what colored tails we would have as mermaids.
true ending: i am offered the position of the person who actually cleans the mirror after a contestant is eliminated from rupaul’s drag race. i seriously consider it, then turn it down.
The paperback edition is on Scholastic for $1. Buy it for your class, now.
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
Me
“ i just think he’s neat”
Acquaintances becoming true friends...
me: protect the bees!!!
bee: [comes near me]
me:
me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg
Have a Zigzagoon today
The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad
@pathsanderrands
Must protect at ALL COSTS
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(