Chapters: 1/1Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men First Class (2011)Rating: General AudiencesWarnings:

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men First Class (2011) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier & Magda (X-Men), Past Erik Lehnsherr/Magda (X-Men) Characters: Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Magda (X-Men), Emma Frost, Cain Marko, Raven | Mystique, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Armando Muñoz, Hank McCoy, Sean Cassidy, Alex Summers Additional Tags: Charles Xavier has a Ph.D in Adorable, Angry Erik Lehnsherr, Misunderstandings, Absent Parents, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Parent-Child Relationship, BAMF Charles, Fix-It, Hurt/Comfort, Post Beach Divorce, BAMF Erik, Sick Charles, Charles in a Wheelchair, Parent!Charles Summary:

Pursued by Stryker’s men and pregnant with the twins, Magda seeks shelter at the X mansion when she is unable to find Erik. Cain Marko has a secret and Emma simply wants some peace. Erik believes Charles is deliberately keeping his children from him. And little Wanda just wants her mousse cake.

Wen Ruohan tempted us to go deliberately, and Mingjue-xiong disappeared without a trace.

panic at the disco’s history is like if someone started writing a really cliché long-ass fanfic, gave up on the plot halfway through but stayed committed to the angst tag they tagged it with on ao3

Speaking of saving JL, I love how almost the entire adult cast keeps trying to keep this kid safe and he just keeps managing to slip through their collective fingers and get in deadly trouble anyway. JL thinks he’s starring in a middle-grade adventure novel while everyone around him desperately tries to convince him this is a rather violent mystery novel for adults actually and he’s gonna be the next victim if he doesn’t overcome his bad case of protagonist syndrome

Harry: *looking with wonder at the Marauder’s Map* Is that really…?

Fred: Dumbledore.

George: In his study.

Fred: Pacing.

George: Does that a lot.

Harry: So… what do the other professors do in their spare time?

Fred: Well, we’ve seen Flitwick’s dot hopping up and down in his office loads of times… figured he had some hidden passion for aerobics, but turns out Peeves just likes to drop his wand onto shelves he can’t quite reach.

George: Then there’s Snape. Creeps about at night quite a bit, which isn’t a surprise, but after we noticed him in the Trophy Room a few times, we went down one night to see what he was up to. He was changing your dad’s name to “Rotter” on all his Quidditch awards. 

Harry: HEY!

Fred: No worries, we set them right whenever he does it.

George: Man’s got to have a hobby.

Fred: Sprout sleepwalks, we reckon. Watched her bumping into the greenhouse wall for 30 minutes one night. Lupin goes for a long jog in the Forbidden Forest once a month, it’s a bit odd. 

Harry: And McGonagall?

George: You know old mum. Standard stuff. Classroom, office, Great Hall one minute… 

Fred: …climbing the drapes, chasing birds, tipping over cups in the kitchens the next.