Sometimes A Family Can Just Be A Necromancer, A Fierce Corpse, The Fierce Corpses Lesbian Sister And

sometimes a family can just be a necromancer, a fierce corpse, the fierce corpse’s lesbian sister and a turnip baby

Harry: *looking with wonder at the Marauder’s Map* Is that really…?

Fred: Dumbledore.

George: In his study.

Fred: Pacing.

George: Does that a lot.

Harry: So… what do the other professors do in their spare time?

Fred: Well, we’ve seen Flitwick’s dot hopping up and down in his office loads of times… figured he had some hidden passion for aerobics, but turns out Peeves just likes to drop his wand onto shelves he can’t quite reach.

George: Then there’s Snape. Creeps about at night quite a bit, which isn’t a surprise, but after we noticed him in the Trophy Room a few times, we went down one night to see what he was up to. He was changing your dad’s name to “Rotter” on all his Quidditch awards. 

Harry: HEY!

Fred: No worries, we set them right whenever he does it.

George: Man’s got to have a hobby.

Fred: Sprout sleepwalks, we reckon. Watched her bumping into the greenhouse wall for 30 minutes one night. Lupin goes for a long jog in the Forbidden Forest once a month, it’s a bit odd. 

Harry: And McGonagall?

George: You know old mum. Standard stuff. Classroom, office, Great Hall one minute… 

Fred: …climbing the drapes, chasing birds, tipping over cups in the kitchens the next.

panic at the disco’s history is like if someone started writing a really cliché long-ass fanfic, gave up on the plot halfway through but stayed committed to the angst tag they tagged it with on ao3

And then I wrote two thousand words of that! 

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We always talk about Yunmeng Shuangjie recon, but do you have any scenarios about Twin Jades recon?

ooooh if we're talking twin jades recon we got to talk about lan wangji kneeling in front of - wherever lan xichen goes to spend his seclusion- patient & steadfast, realising he doesn't know for once. that the inherent, effortless understanding of each other he and xichen have always had is no longer there for him to fall back on. realising there are parts of xichen he doesn't understand. but wants to. and that will have to be enough.

however, if we're talking twin jades recon it has to be cql-verse only because the novel is just fhuerhgurehghreiu

hiweofherhguerhguiherugf....this your king??? this your king??? just the worst. if we're talking mdzs-verse i'm team GET LXC OUT OF CR