The Spankoffski Bros Are Played By The Same Actor, They Both Cant Be On Stage At The Same Time!

“The spankoffski bros are played by the same actor, they both can’t be on stage at the same time!”

Wrong. Joey has two hands.

May I present the superior solution:

Anyone willing to pay to fly me to LA in exchange for a whole pack of redvines?

Watches over your castle on your hill with your cinderella in it from your story from across the moat

puts your cinderellas in a castle

That thing where you explain characters but from a fandom you don't know anything about

This is Bow. She's the youngest and most innocent and impressionable pony in Ponyland. Everyone wants to protect her.

This is Arrow. She's bow's older sister and a cowboy. She thinks getting Bow into trouble is the funniest thing in the world. She's also an archer. It's tough without opposable thumbs but nothing will stop her.

Princess Purple. She's the founder of Purble Place but her mum finds it stupid because she thinks Purple should be spending all her time preparing to be queen of ponyland.

Queen Pastel. Princess Purple's mum. She's a great leader but not a great mother. She pushes Purple way too hard to be just like her and she's the reason that Purple is constantly on the edge of a mental breakdown.

Midnight. Princess Purple's mean aunt. She's basically Scar from 'The Lion King'.

Simon. Queen Pastel's secret son that she had with a merman. If anyone ever found out about him, it could jeopardize Princess Purple's claim to the throne.

Ben. The only boy pony in Ponyland - all the girl ponies are obsessed with him. He goes to a really posh private school.

Sophie. Ben's girlfriend who he's set for an arranged marriage with. She's a mean girl at the same posh private school that Ben goes to.

Eagle. He's one day old and he was cursed by Midnight to look like that.

Pinkie Pie. She's dated every single person on tik tok. And every married person on tik tok. She'll tear apart your family. She doesn't care. She looks sweet and she's a good actress so everyone in Ponyland is convinced she can do no wrong. Eagle is her one day old brother. Her hobbies include kicking him.

THE FACT THAT CRUMB IS SIR HOP-A-LOT'S STUDENT AND JOEY KISSES THE MOUSE AFTER JON KISSED THE FROG

THE FACT THAT MULTIPLE PEOPLE KISSED THE LITTLE MAQUETTE OF THEIR CHARACTER

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god