Gilded Fragility

gilded fragility

Cube’s the “Oh dear tree what if this ruins our friendship? He’d be so disgusted if he knew… oh I shouldn’t be feeling like this” kinda gay

Lythorus on the other hand is the “Wow my best friend’s kinda hot, I’d definitely date him if I was a woman” kinda gay

Yeah he’s 19 during the show lol

Okay silly headcannon time once more:

Cube had originally assumed the other caretaker were just as young as he was when they got their heroes. The other caretakers could tell Cube was on the younger side but none of them would’ve guessed he was THAT young.

I like to imagine the way they found out went something like: Iris teasing Cube for never having done/experienced something, offhandedly throws a comment along the lines of “What are you, 20 years old?” And Cube’s just like “No,,, I’ll turn 20 next year though” And all the caretakers stare at each other in baffled silence because they all assumed Cube was around 25 at worst

So real,

She’s probably immune to salmonella (by contrast whenever Iris gets sick he’s like a Victorian child about to die of the flu)

Also I can see her knowing a lot of weird borderline criminals, like she’ll run into the sketchiest man alive and be like “Omg, I haven’t seen you in so long, how’ve you been man? :D”

Also also Pentellow is definitely the kind of person to just, randomly drop the most traumatic lore completely out of the blue, you’ll be having lunch with her and she’ll just say something in the lines of “Oh did I tell you about the time I almost died in a blizzard, yeah that was wild haha” and not elaborate further.

Pentellow is the type of woman that has a worryingly long list of inedible things she’s eaten throughout the years

Target practice feat. The sillies

Okay I know this post is kinda old but like,,,, good lord this fic was amazing and I can’t help but reblog

I love me some shape gore :3 (No but like, seeing people make gore for this fandom is a very nice treat I did not initially expect when I got back into TPC but I ain’t at all complaining)

Bet you can’t guess what happens in this au for Cube to be wearing that 😁