Pm Game Night Where Aku Gets Dared To Facetime Someone Who He Knows Will Pick Up And Abruptly Realizes

pm game night where aku gets dared to facetime someone who he knows will pick up and abruptly realizes that the only person who's contact he has who isnt pm and there, is atsushi and he knows atsushi won't pick up at midnight but he might as well try and maybe atsushi will think someone else is facetiming him and pick up so he wings it

and atsushi answers, shirtless, in bed, messy hair, blinking blearily at the screen like "wut's wrong aku'gawa"

anyway pm game night where they rush aku to the hospital becuz he passed out

*during an argument*

atsushi, mad: cunt.

akutagawa, suddenly not mad, coming to a realization: i think i want to marry you

atsushi: ?????????????????????????????????????

dead apple samu, fedya, shibusawa and reader in the giant gay fancy castle (i forgor its name) but they take turns bickering and pampering you (feeding you apple slices while you’re on their lap or dressing you up to match their fits etc)??? anw ty can be sfw or nsfw that’s all love you 🫶

rotten apple core — o. dazai, f. dostoevsky, t. shibusawa

I LOVEE DEAD APPLE EVERUONE THEURE SOO HOTT

cw: gn reader with fem body terms, reader doesn’t say anything only nodding, consensual touching, slight clit rubbing, lmk if i missed anything

“are the apples good, darling ?”

you nod as you sat on shibusawa’s thighs, chewing on the fresh fruit that was held with his fingertips gently and the other on your hips. your white attire laced around the white haired man’s hand, fiddling with the lacing that was ever so carefully hand sewed on.

“aw, i wanna touch ‘em too !” your head turns to the dark chocolate haired man in front of you, his legs crossed and hair gently tucked behind his ear. you blink, not saying a word before looking at shibusawa who merely brushed you off. carefully getting off his lap, you made your way to dazai, who pat his thighs, indicating for you to have a seat.

with your back pressed against his chest, dazai carved out a piece of an apple and fed it to you, his breath on your neck as his fingertips close to your lips. at you took a bite of the crunchy flesh of the apple, dazai’s other hand slyly made its way to your clit, rolling slow and sensual circles as you stiffened. dazais smirk only grew wider as you squirmed slightly.

“ah, don’t give them such a hard time.” fyodors thick russian accent made dazai stop and frown, his fingers in your mouth as you licked off all of the apples juices that dropped onto his hands.

“you wanna give it a try ..?” dazai’s eye twitched, bored and annoyed with the russians voice.

“i would most love to.”

picking you up from your hips, dazai took you off his lap, his white pants slightly stained, barely even noticeable. tripping over your own feet, you slowly made your way towards fyodor, sitting on his lap and facing him, a few inches away from his chest as he held a knife and an apple, slowly cutting off the skin in a rotating motion.

“how about we dress you up ? shibusawa told us you have some other outfits other than this, no ?” the skin of the apple fell onto your clothes before you threw it out on the ground, actions slow and careful.

“my darling has a few stuff that could match us other than this attire …” shibusawa coughed out, making sure to put the two men in their place. he gives you a soft yet demanding smile, eyes closed and gentle.

“wanna give us a show, ‘donna ?” dazai chuckled, leaning in and giving you a seductive grin. fyodor cut the apple in eighths and fed you a slice, putting the other seven slices in a porcelain plate.

“such a pretty little thing. would be a shame to leave the other clothing to the side.” giving you a gentle kiss on your jaw, you shivered, your eyes darting towards shibusawa who seemed rather calm about the whole situation. with his fingertips crossed and leaning on his knee, he thought for a moment before standing up.

“why don’t we show them how well you look with your other outfits. might as well while we’re here.”

Two detectives in your bed

Self-Aware! Edogawa Ranpo x GN! Reader x Self-Aware! Dazai Osamu

Description: You wanted to take a nap. But, there are two detectives in your bed. And all of your blankets and pillows are gone.

Fluff. Silly short fic.

Warning: OOC. English is my second language.

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You just wanted to take a nap.

You just wanted to lay down on your bed, cover yourself with the blanket, put your head on a pillow and have a nice nap. Because you deserved this nap. You are working hard in the university. And you are helping with the house chores. You deserved to have a small rest.

The plan was simple. Go into your room - Lay down on the bed - Cover yourself with the blanket - Lay your head on a pillow - Sleep.

Pretty simple plan, right?

Well, wrong! You were wrong!

You shake your head, hoping, that you were just too tired and started seeing things. It must be a mistake and your room should be empty.

You opened your eyes and stare on your bed.

They were still there.

Dazai Osamu and Ranpo Edogawa were laying in your bed. Ranpo was lying across the bed, while Dazai was laying on his side, looking at you with a sly grin.

It's not like you were against their company. Or against anyone's company. It wasn't even the problem, that they were in your room. Or in your bed.

You knew that some of BSD Cast find your room shooting. They love spending time here. They like staying here. And you allowed them to go into your room, while you weren't there.

A few times you returned to your room, finding Lucy reading a book here, or Kunikida, taking notes in his notebook, or Tetchou taking a nap in your bed.

Of course, they have some restrictions. They weren't allowed to search through the drawers, and they must ask if they want to take something from your room to theirs, be it a textbook or a laptop. And, as long as these rules are followed, there were no problems.

So, you weren't angry, that Ranpo and Dazai got into your room when you weren't here. You were angry, that your blanket and pillow were gone.

And, if Ranpo's and Dazai's sly smirks imply something, that they were the reason, they are gone.

You frowned and looked at two 'intruders'.

"What are you two doing in my bed?"

Ranpo rolls on his side and turn his head in your detection. He smirked.

"Oh, you know, just hanging around. Waiting for you."

You rolled your eyes. There is no Purple Sigh on your door, so these two aren't in distress. And it doesn't explain the missing blanket and pillow.

"Why? And where are my blanket and pillow?"

Ranpo's smirk became bigger.

"Somewhere. I wonder where... Do you know where they are, Dazai?"

Dazai chuckled and looked at your direction. He looked as sly as Ranpo.

"Have no idea, Ranpo."

Ranpo hummed.

"Oh, I remember! Kids were building a pillow fort? I recall they were asking for a permission to took blankets and pillows."

You rub your temples. You recall, how Sakura asked your permission to take some blankets and pillows for the pillow fort. Okay, you can do this. It's not like kids took all your blankets and pillows.

You start searching through your shelves, trying to find a blanket and a pillow. You must have a few more somewhere there.

During your search, you felt Ranpo's and Dazai's gazes on you.

Ranpo yawned and looked at Dazai.

"Dazai, have you heard about what happened yesterday? You see, Fyodor and Nikolai were visiting [Y/N]'s old house, trying to retrieve something..."

You let out a nervous whine and feel, like you were burning up. Your cheeks and ears were on fire. You try to focus on anything else, not paying attention to Ranpo.

"... And when they got back home..."

Where are the blankets and pillows?

"... We didn't see [Y/N], Fyodor and Nikolai for the rest of the day and night..."

Maybe they are in this wardrobe?

"... And [Y/N] appeared only at the morning..."

Why you can't find blankets and pillows?!

"... Do you think you can explain, what happened, [Y/N]?"

You turned back and looked at two detectives on your bed. Dazai and Ranpo both looked like two cats, that ate all sour cream in the house. Your face still felt like it was on fire.

You breathe in and out.

"Where... Where are the rest..."

Ranpo grinned and finally opened his eyes.

"Kids wanted to make a huge pillow fort. They took all blankets in the house."

What? Were kids trying to make a fort that is big enough to live in? The idea of going to them and took one pillow and blanket was rejected immediately. It's still daytime, let the kids play.

But, you want to be nice and cozy while taking a nap.

Two detectives noticed your face expression. Dazai dramatically raise both of his hands up.

"Oh, My Dear Iris Flower, don't worry, you won't be cold or uncomfortable! I will be your blanket and Ranpo..."

What? A blanket?

Ranpo waves his hand.

"And I will be your pillow"

You will repeat. What? A pillow?

You blinked owlishly. Dazai open his arms, inviting you to hug him.

"Don't be shy, [Y/N]! Come here and hug me. Look, that I am soft and warm. A perfect blanket."

Ranpo lift his shirt up, showing his stomach.

"And my belly is soft. Softer, than any pillow you will ever have."

Ranpo opened his eyes slightly.

"And, both Dazai and I are much more good-looking than any... print on a pillow case you could find."

YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT BSD CAST WERE SELF-AWARE, WHEN YOU ORDER TWO DAKIMAKURAS WITH FYODOR AND NIKOLAI ALMOST A YEAR AGO!

AND, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, THAT PACKAGE GOT DELAYED, AND, WHEN IT FINALLY ARRIVED, YOU NOT ONLY FORGET WHAT SHOULD BE INSIDE, BUT ASKED FYODOR AND NIKOLAI TO GET IT FROM YOUR PREVIOUS NEIGHBORS!

AND, YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT YOU WERE SHOP'S 5000 CLIENT AND, AS A PRESENT, YOU GET PILLOW CASES FOR DAKIMAKURAS WITH DIFFERENT BSD CHARACTERS!

You feel a chill running down your spine. Yesterday, you spent half of the day and all night, cuddling Fyodor and Nikolai. Well, to be more specific, you were wrapped into a blanket and stuck between Fyodor and Nikolai, that wanted to show you, that they are better than any pillow. And prettier. And clingier. It was the best cuddles you ever had. Almost. All their teasing were unbearable!

You don't want to know, how Ranpo and Dazai learn about the pillows and pillow cases. Either, because they are Dazai and Ranpo. Or because Fyodor and Nikolai told them. It doesn't matter right now.

...

You probably could take a nap in the living room. On the couch. With no pillows and blankets.

Or, you can give up and have a nap with Ranpo and Dazai. And, once again, cuddled for the rest of the day.

Ranpo, whose eyes were still opened, laughed.

"There are no free blankets or pillows in the house. Your nap on the couch will be cold. Besides," Ranpo had a tight grin on his face. "Is it really that bad to sleep with us?"

You massage your temples. It wasn't bad, just... They will never let you live the dakimakuras incident down, right?

Dazai give you the best puppy dog eyes he can.

"Are you tired, Dear [Y/N]?" Dazai cooed, opening his arms for a hug again. "Take a nap. You will feel better!"

You give up and plopped down on your bed, rolled to Dazai and put your head on Ranpo's stomach.

He was soft and warm. You still can't believe, that BSD Gang were real, breathing, living people.

Dazai nested on top of you, pinning your hands between his chest and yours. Dazai's face pressed against the crook of your neck.

Ranpo's fingers started running through your hair.

"Aren't we better, than any pillow or blanket you will ever have? Or any pillow case?"

You let out a tiny groan.

"I already explained it, that I forgot about the package! It took almost a year to be delivered!"

Ranpo chuckled and Dazai rub his nose against your throat.

"Dear Iris Flower, don't be embarrassed. You gift us a great opportunity to cuddle with you more!"

You rolled your eyes.

"Yea, it's not like we don't snuggle almost every day"

Ranpo and Dazai laugh a little. Dazai kissed the tip of your nose.

"Well, I still want more cuddles!"

Ranpo poked your cheek.

"So am I."

You mumble something, but close your eyes and doze off. Dazai and Ranpo were great as a blanket and pillow.

Right before falling in Dream Kingdom, you heard Ranpo's voice.

"Sleep tight, [Y/N]. Have a good dreams."

Kunikida: Do you Akutugawa Ryuunosuke take Atsushi Nakajima to be your lawfully wedded husband.

Akutagawa: What?! No?!

Gasps echo across the room.

Tachihara faints.

Everyone: looks suspiciously at Higuichi who shakes her head wide eyed.

Atsushi: heartbroken, in tears What...?

Akutagawa: oblivious to all of this, glares at Kunikida I'm marrying the Jinko! Why are you blabbering on about this Atsushi person?

Atsushi:... Sadness turns to anger WHAT?!

One explanation and a revived Tachihara later

Akutagawa:... Oh...

Atsushi: That's all you have to say?! Oh?!

Akutagawa: Jinko... Erm, Atsushi I can explai-

Atsushi: This whole time... This WHOLE TIME?!

Akutagawa: Ji-

Atsushi: 10 YEARS!

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Dazai: See I told you not to marry him, he's no good for you.

Atsushi: eyes blazing You're the one who told me to propose!

Dazai:... Oh yeah. Well who told you to listen to me. My ideas are terrible, right Chuuya?

Chuuya: already getting drunk with Yosano because this event can no longer be done sober Fuck you, asshole!

Yosano: no idea what they're talking about Yeah fuck you!

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Akutagawa: He's not gonna let this go is he?

Tachihara: Nope.

Hirotsu: I mean at least you guys still got married.... Somehow.

Akutagawa: True, who knew he had a different name this whole time.

Everyone: sweat drops

Gin: You're making it very hard to defend you right now.

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Atsushi: drunk talking about Akutugawa I hate him!

Chuuya: drunk talking about Dazai I hate him too!

Atsushi: Why did I marry him?!

Chuuya: It felt like a good idea at the time!

Atsushi: Right!

Chuuya: Than he blew up my car!

Atsushi: He didn't even know my name!

Chuuya: Why are men so stupid!

Atsushi: I don't know!

Akutagawa: Should we do something?

Dazai: Only if you want your marriage and death certificate issued today.

Akutagawa:...

Dazai: Thought so.

Akutugawa: Wait, you blew up his car?!

Dazai: uh uh, you are not giving me shit for that after this.

Akutagawa:... Touché

conditioned ft. kaeya

nsfw. everyone is conditioned to react a certain way when they hear certain phrases or words. however in your boyfriend decided to use that to his advantage / fem chubby reader, oral (m! recieving) use of “puppy” he’s a little mean, but he calls you a good girl, so that makes up for it right :3

kaeya has a knack for pet names. he loves sweet, domestic names lime “honey” or “darling.” he loves the ones that make your heart flutter: “sweetheart, princess, darling” however, his favorite is “puppy.”

he says is drenched in a sickly sweet tone. he knows when the name rolls off the tip of his tongue, he can have you like putty in his hands. sure there’s other ways to get you so pliant, but kaeya loves seeing the cogs in your brain stop after hearing that one word.

he’s conditioned your pretty head to think of only one thing when he says that. he makes you think of all the long, hot nights you’ve spent with him. whether it be out by the lake, in the corners of the favonious hq’s basement, or his bed, kaeya will make you remember the way he had you trembling from his fingertips.

kaeya sometimes believes that he’s in his head about how horribly he has you wrapped around his finger, but he’s so wrong. he practically has you looking at him with heart eyes the moment he speaks to you. he chuckles at the image of imaginary fluffy ears that rest on your head twitching at the sound of his voice. a puppy— kaeya is convinced that is what you are. he’s right.

“come on, puppy. you can do a little more than that, can’t you?” kaeya’s condescending tone making your heart stop, forcing yourself to take more of him down your throat. you gag around his length that rests in your mouth, hand clutched onto his thigh. he smiles at the way you struggle, his hand a comforting weight on your head.

you’re trying, you really are. kaeya can see the determination in your actions as you try to be such a good girl for him. he practically shudders when the tip of his dick grazes the back of your throat. he throws his head back, groaning at the feeling. he allows himself the privilege of being as loud as he pleases. the comfort of his own home— his own study.

he feels your throat pulse around his dick, making his tip leak with more fluids. he lets out a shaky breath, relishing in the warmth of your mouth. “oh puppy,” he says, brows furrowed. he’s so close to cumming, and you feel the way his hips buck into your mouth to push himself to the end. you muster up the courage to take him even further. you push yourself closer to him, the tip of his dick now flush against the back of your throat.

you gag, hard. however, the grip kaeya has on your hair makes you unable to move. you hear him let out a strained moan, thick fluid streaming down you throat. he can’t help but keep you in that spot until his entire load is finished. once he feels himself calm down, he let’s go of your hair and gently pulls you off of him. he looks down at your flushed face, your lips swollen from kissing him so roughly earlier. your expression earns you a pat on the head, and a soft coo.

“what a good girl, aren’t ya, puppy?”

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