Holidays Tinies!!!! They Got Tacky Sweaters!!!

Holidays tinies!!!! They got tacky sweaters!!!

@mittencloud9 made a holiday-themed prompt list for the tinies! You should check it out if only to enjoy the most adorable tiny skk all bundled up in a basket

Kunikida: Do you Akutugawa Ryuunosuke take Atsushi Nakajima to be your lawfully wedded husband.

Akutagawa: What?! No?!

Gasps echo across the room.

Tachihara faints.

Everyone: looks suspiciously at Higuichi who shakes her head wide eyed.

Atsushi: heartbroken, in tears What...?

Akutagawa: oblivious to all of this, glares at Kunikida I'm marrying the Jinko! Why are you blabbering on about this Atsushi person?

Atsushi:... Sadness turns to anger WHAT?!

One explanation and a revived Tachihara later

Akutagawa:... Oh...

Atsushi: That's all you have to say?! Oh?!

Akutagawa: Jinko... Erm, Atsushi I can explai-

Atsushi: This whole time... This WHOLE TIME?!

Akutagawa: Ji-

Atsushi: 10 YEARS!

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Dazai: See I told you not to marry him, he's no good for you.

Atsushi: eyes blazing You're the one who told me to propose!

Dazai:... Oh yeah. Well who told you to listen to me. My ideas are terrible, right Chuuya?

Chuuya: already getting drunk with Yosano because this event can no longer be done sober Fuck you, asshole!

Yosano: no idea what they're talking about Yeah fuck you!

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Akutagawa: He's not gonna let this go is he?

Tachihara: Nope.

Hirotsu: I mean at least you guys still got married.... Somehow.

Akutagawa: True, who knew he had a different name this whole time.

Everyone: sweat drops

Gin: You're making it very hard to defend you right now.

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Atsushi: drunk talking about Akutugawa I hate him!

Chuuya: drunk talking about Dazai I hate him too!

Atsushi: Why did I marry him?!

Chuuya: It felt like a good idea at the time!

Atsushi: Right!

Chuuya: Than he blew up my car!

Atsushi: He didn't even know my name!

Chuuya: Why are men so stupid!

Atsushi: I don't know!

Akutagawa: Should we do something?

Dazai: Only if you want your marriage and death certificate issued today.

Akutagawa:...

Dazai: Thought so.

Akutugawa: Wait, you blew up his car?!

Dazai: uh uh, you are not giving me shit for that after this.

Akutagawa:... Touché

thinking of cockwarming Dazai but he’s being rather mean to you. every five to ten seconds he’ll start slowly fucking you. but then just stop until you squirming begging for more. then do it again and again and again until you’re on the edge squirming trying to make him fuck you. but he just teases you. until he just decides to rail you. fucking you so hard that you’re drooling all over yourself.

conditioned ft. kaeya

nsfw. everyone is conditioned to react a certain way when they hear certain phrases or words. however in your boyfriend decided to use that to his advantage / fem chubby reader, oral (m! recieving) use of “puppy” he’s a little mean, but he calls you a good girl, so that makes up for it right :3

kaeya has a knack for pet names. he loves sweet, domestic names lime “honey” or “darling.” he loves the ones that make your heart flutter: “sweetheart, princess, darling” however, his favorite is “puppy.”

he says is drenched in a sickly sweet tone. he knows when the name rolls off the tip of his tongue, he can have you like putty in his hands. sure there’s other ways to get you so pliant, but kaeya loves seeing the cogs in your brain stop after hearing that one word.

he’s conditioned your pretty head to think of only one thing when he says that. he makes you think of all the long, hot nights you’ve spent with him. whether it be out by the lake, in the corners of the favonious hq’s basement, or his bed, kaeya will make you remember the way he had you trembling from his fingertips.

kaeya sometimes believes that he’s in his head about how horribly he has you wrapped around his finger, but he’s so wrong. he practically has you looking at him with heart eyes the moment he speaks to you. he chuckles at the image of imaginary fluffy ears that rest on your head twitching at the sound of his voice. a puppy— kaeya is convinced that is what you are. he’s right.

“come on, puppy. you can do a little more than that, can’t you?” kaeya’s condescending tone making your heart stop, forcing yourself to take more of him down your throat. you gag around his length that rests in your mouth, hand clutched onto his thigh. he smiles at the way you struggle, his hand a comforting weight on your head.

you’re trying, you really are. kaeya can see the determination in your actions as you try to be such a good girl for him. he practically shudders when the tip of his dick grazes the back of your throat. he throws his head back, groaning at the feeling. he allows himself the privilege of being as loud as he pleases. the comfort of his own home— his own study.

he feels your throat pulse around his dick, making his tip leak with more fluids. he lets out a shaky breath, relishing in the warmth of your mouth. “oh puppy,” he says, brows furrowed. he’s so close to cumming, and you feel the way his hips buck into your mouth to push himself to the end. you muster up the courage to take him even further. you push yourself closer to him, the tip of his dick now flush against the back of your throat.

you gag, hard. however, the grip kaeya has on your hair makes you unable to move. you hear him let out a strained moan, thick fluid streaming down you throat. he can’t help but keep you in that spot until his entire load is finished. once he feels himself calm down, he let’s go of your hair and gently pulls you off of him. he looks down at your flushed face, your lips swollen from kissing him so roughly earlier. your expression earns you a pat on the head, and a soft coo.

“what a good girl, aren’t ya, puppy?”

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Longtime followers will know that there used to be a time when the entire blog was covered head and toe with Nikolai Gogol! It's raining horribly where I am, I'm alone in a coffee shop and listening to Melanie Martinez and then the idea to write for this clown came to mind.

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐆𝐎𝐋, who's a lot more subtle than anyone could ever have predicted. He has been in your life much longer than he ought to be but that was his special way of keeping tabs on you. Like most things in life, this infatuation was not planned. He doned on the disguise of a simple waiter who worked in a coffee shop near your campus. As most of his work he needed to be undercover but newfound delights took place instead of his task.

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐆𝐎𝐋, who is so charming that you can't help but come to the coffee shop daily. It was a little humiliating how much you liked the man but it could not be helped. In your eyes he was just a simple man working a minimum wage, a regular Joe... Who just happened to be out of this world charismatic and charming. You were confident that he could charm the pants of anyone he desired but he kept casual... Most of the time!

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐆𝐎𝐋, who stops charging you for drinks because this isn't actually his job and is not taking it 100% seriously - but he also wants you to feel special! It's fun to gauge out your reactions and study your mannerisms. It was nothing but a fun little game to him, just something cute to pass the time. You were adorable, so easy to rile up, so easy to amuse. He loved cracking dumb jokes and occasionally asking you some questions. You may have the beauty, but do you have the brains?

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐆𝐎𝐋, who starts to see that his feelings are becoming more serious as time flies by. He resents you a little, for trapping him in such a manner. He is usually good at separating work and pleasure but if he kept you around that line would start to blur. Being your humble waiter was just not enough anymore. He started to masquerade as other random passerbys in your life such as the cashier, mailman, garbage man. It was only a matter of time until you started to catch on that something was off but Nikolai continued to pull the strings of this play just a little more.

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐆𝐎𝐋, who leaves you gifts and hints of him and his whereabouts. Sometimes they're normal such as roses and chocolates. Hey, they're a classic for a reason! But the fright in your eyes was dazzling to the jester, it made him want to do things he really had no business doing. He was horrible but human. He had needs and feelings too, no matter how depraved.

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Chrollo is probably the type of person who likes having their darling as their passenger princess because he can put his hand on their thighs or hold hands with them. But maybe one night out, they sat in the backseat and no matter how many times Chrollo insist they sit beside him, they refuse.

The next day, Chrollo trades in the car for a 2-seater.

He would be super handsy though. Rubbing his darling's leg, etc.

I'd be the type to tell him that you're supposed to have both hands on the wheel at 9 and 3 and he should be focusing on the road, not me, what does he want to get into a car crash and kill me?? Sheesh.