Nct In A Summary

nct in a summary

Taeyong: ok, family check time. Doie, how are the kids doing?

Doyoung: well, Jaehyun has been living on cheetos and red bull for a week, Yuta keeps using windows as doors, Xiaojun is plotting Johnny's murder because he called him 'little one' , Mark and the rest of Dream have decided to live in the attic with nothing but glowsticks and gatorade, Ten and Winwin wont stop pointing and laughing whenever they see me, Yangyang and Hendery sewed their hoodies together to become one weird mega man in hopes to fight Lucas, Kun is teaching Jungwoo magic tricks, and I cant fucking find Taeil

Taeyong:

Jisung, sitting on a log: so how’s your autumn going so far?

Chenle, sitting amongst the highest branches in the tallest oak tree: swirls of red and glittering gold. the annual decay that precedes the howling winter winds is a reminder that, even in death, even in dying, there is so much beauty in the world. death is not the end, but rather a rebirth into something we can not comprehend.

Jisung, staring thoughtfully at a mushroom: yeah i can’t wait to buy some mini pumpkins

no it isn't

"over" has the letter v

holy shit indeed

Astro as shit Seventeen says

MJ: “LOW QUALITY?! I’m the BEST QUALITY!"

Jinjin: “Ah, this will be easy.” [2 secs later] “I’ll never be able to finish this.”

Eunwoo: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” “Yes, I’m still hurting.”

Moonbin: “Do you have any concerns?” “Yes, should I drink the banana milk or the strawberry milk?”

Rocky: [lie detector goes off without a question being asked] “Guess life is a lie then.”

Sanha: “How did you do on your test?” “Let’s move on. I tried my best."

jinwoo: you know what your problem is? you're really hot so nobody ever tells you to shut your stupid mouth

myungjun: wait, you think i'm hot?

jinwoo:

myungjun:

jinwoo: ...fuck

there were more of these but they are unfinished and i dont wan continue dem anymore lol