Your Daily Dose Of Southern Vore..... IM SORRY WHAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ANYMORE

Your daily dose of southern vore..... IM SORRY WHAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ANYMORE

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Y/N’s guide to a red-eared slider turtle mutant

( Rise! Leonardo x reader )

fluff :)

gn reader, romantic leaning but can be read as platonic

In which Leo stumbles across your documentation on himself.

Donnie’s version Mikey’s version Raph’s version

✧Subject of interest

Red-eared slider turtle mutant; humanoid turtle man

note: ears not visible, name is misleading.

✧ Diet:

Pizza, other Italian dishes???, chips, concrete; subject is not graceful as he claims.

✧ Likes:

Skateboarding, blue, being right (even if he is not), Jupiter Jim + J.J. Helmet, portals (⚠️DO NOT TRUST⚠️; ended up in New Jersey), stupid jokes (claims to be a coping mechanism; therapy?), to be pet and scratched???(subject purrs?), roblox, basketball, physical affection (any type; do more often. therapy???)

✧ Dislikes:

Criticism (reminder: set up appointment with Dr.Feelings?), when I’m BUSY, training?(specimens claim), sitting still (nts: will do so if watching Jupiter Jim or Lou Jitsu, or if rewarded), bitter tastes, snitches?

✧ Tail language

‼️have yet to interact with tail, turtle is too swift.

twitching rapidly: upset, annoyed, offended. possibly even embarrassed. (Typically partnered with whining) to prevent, compliment and give praise to the subject.

wagging: excited, happy, playful? (can be partnered with purring) to achieve, give the specimen full attention; review likes above.

still and loose: bored, tired, focused(?) be wary of subject when he is bored.

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Leo couldn’t help the smug, cocky smile on his face. I mean, why wouldn’t you want to observe someone as amazing as him? He’ll definitely be bragging to his brothers later, and believe me, he will not shut up about it for at least a day or two.

Even if he didn’t show it, or even admit it out loud, your interest made him feel tingly and warm inside. You made him feel so loved, and like he was important and special.

He knew you would be mad if you knew he was looking through your stuff, but you’re the one who left your backpack in his room, just begging to be gone through! And when he found a file with HIS name on it, how could he resist? Again believe me, you will never hear the end of this.

And of course, he wouldn’t want you to have any misinformation…

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✧Subject of interest

Red-eared slider turtle mutant; humanoid turtle man

note: ears not visible, name is misleading. That explains why you were staring at my head like that.

✧ Diet:

Pizza, other Italian dishes???, chips, concrete; subject is not graceful as he claims. First of all, not true, and second we both know Donnie tripped me!

✧ Likes:

Skateboarding, blue duh, being right (even if he is not) always, Jupiter Jim + J.J. Helmet, portals (⚠️DO NOT TRUST⚠️; ended up in New Jersey) I said I was sorry! Forgive and forget., stupid hilarious jokes (claims to be a coping mechanism; therapy?), to be pet and scratched???(subject purrs?) ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ, roblox, basketball, physical affection (any type; do more often. therapy???) Definitely do more, good note.

^ aren’t you forgetting someone on this list? ;)

✧ Dislikes:

Criticism (reminder: set up appointment with Dr.Feelings?) ＿|￣|○, when I’m BUSY being IGNORED, training?(specimens claim) I’m too good already ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ , sitting still (nts: will do so if watching Jupiter Jim or Lou Jitsu, or if rewarded), bitter tastes, snitches? Beware.

✧ Tail language

‼️have yet to interact with tail, turtle is too swift. Is this a threat???

twitching rapidly: upset, annoyed, offended. possibly even embarrassed. (Typically partnered with whining) Nuh uh to prevent, compliment and give praise to the subject. Another great note.

wagging: excited, happy, playful? (can be partnered with purring) to achieve, give the specimen full attention; review likes above. AMAZING note! 10/10

still and loose: bored, tired, focused(?) be wary of subject when he is bored. PUH-LEASE I SAID I WAS SORRY

Very, very nice observations, but they are still lacking. Please make sure to continue your research closely, I’m sure the ‘subject’ won’t complain at all.♡

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Thank you for reading!!!! :D

Who’s next: Raph or Mikey??? 🤭🤭🤭

Masterlist

Will be updated as I post more💙❤️💜🧡

Different versions of the turtles will be added over time💚🐢

Want to make a request?

I am open for requests, but I can't promise I can make all of them. But feel free to send. Sometimes they can be quite helpful during a writers block😉💚🐢

If you don't specify want version you want me to write about, don't worry, I have a lucky wheel ready for that😂 Otherwise you can choose from list below, along with Back To The Sewer💚

I write smut, fluff, angst and the occasional crack💚

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Mirage

Leonardo:

Clash of Priorities (Angst) (Slight 18+)

1987

Leonardo:

Hidden Feelings (Slight Angst/Fluff)

Raphael:

Mischief in the Sewers (Fluff)

Donatello:

Tech Troubles (Fluff)

2003

This way to my 2003 Masterlist💚🐢

2003: Fast Forward

All Turtles:

Kids Of The Future

Leonardo:

Chrono Memories (Fluff)

Sunset Bedroom (18+)

Raphael:

Chronicle of Emotions (Fluff)

Donatello:

Timeless Love (Fluff)

Timeline Tension (Slightly Angst/Fluff)

Michelangelo:

Futuristic Flirtations (Fluff)

2003: Fast Forward - Dark Turtles

All Dark Turtles:

Mating Season With A Crush (18+)

Dark Leonardo:

In Light And Darkness (Angst/Fluff)

Dark Raphael:

The Luxury of Good Food (Fluff)

The Streets of 2107 (Angst/Fluff)

Dark Donatello:

Eclipsed Affection

Abyssal Emotions (Angst/Fluff)

Donnie’s Tail (18+)

Dark Michelangelo:

Twilight Confessions (Fluff)

2007

All Turtles:

First Kiss

Pretty Human In Danger (Angst/Cracky)

Leonardo:

Jungle Fantasies (18+)

Anger: part 3 (18+) (Angst)

Anger: Leonardo's Ending (18+)

Sick Night (Fluff)

Hangover (Fluff)

Raphael:

Anger: part 1 (18+)

Anger: part 2 (18+) (Angst)

Anger: part 3 (18+) (Angst)

Anger: Raphael’s Ending (Angst) (18+)

The Nightwatcher and the Dark Angel (18+)

Shower Sex (18+)

Donatello:

Dangers of the Streets (Angst/Fluff)

The Attractive Voice (Fluff)

Michelangelo:

Date Night In The Park (Fluff)

IDW

All Turtles:

Why They Fell In Love With You

Leonardo:

Visions Of The Past

2012

All Turtles:

When They Crush On You

Four Brothers and One Crush (Fluff/Crack)

Turn Ons and Turn Offs (18+)

Leonardo:

Nightmares and Comfort (Angst/Fluff)

Parasitica (Angst) (18+)

Raphael:

Karma At First Sight: part 1

Karma At First Sight: part 2

Jealous Trio

Domestic Morning (Fluff)

Donatello:

Table Tease (18+)

Michelangelo:

Shellacne (Fluff)

Soothing Words and Comforting Hands (18+)

Bayverse

This way to my Bayverse Masterlist 💚🐢

ROTTMNT

Leonardo:

Sunset Serenity (Fluff)

Batman Vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

All Turtles:

How Would The Two Of You Work Through A Problem?

Leonardo:

Shadows Entwined series

Shadows Entwined: part 1

Shadows Entwined: part 2

Shadows Entwined: part 3

Shadows Entwined: part 4

Shadows Entwined: part 5

Shadows Entwined: part 6

Shadows Entwined: part 7

Shadows Entwined: part 8

Shadows Entwined: part 9

Shadows Entwined: part 10

Shadows Entwined: part 11

Shadows Entwined: part 12

Shadows Entwined: part 13: coming soon💙

Raphael:

"Miss me?"

The Night Before (18+)

Donatello:

A Nurse at Arkham

Michelangelo:

Skateboarding in Wayne Manor

The Last Ronin

All Turtles:

A New Light (Angst/Fluff)

Michelangelo:

Even Better: part 1 (Angst) (18+), Part 2

16 Years: part 1 (Angst), Part 2 (18+), Part 3 (18+)

Mutant Mayhem

All Turtles:

Crushing On A Classmate

Leonardo:

Beauty in the Bodega: part 1 (Fluff), Part 2 (Fluff)

Raphael:

Family Friend (Fluff)

The Rules Of The Mistletoe (Fluff)

Hallway Crush (Fluff)

Donatello:

Family In The Sewer (Fluff)

Popular’s Crush (Fluff-ish)

Fortnite

All Turtles:

Random Spicy Headcanons (18+)

chillin on a Saturday night

Favorite Writers

Hey! Just wanted to spread a little love to some of my favorite writers on here. I'm sure this list will grow haha

@slashingdisneypasta

@ongaku-ato-kakikomi

@oozedninjas

@tmntxthings

@ju1cyfru1t

@kaicobras

@sardonic-the-writer

@dancingdonatello

@rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me

@normal-internet-user

@yandere-toons

@musical-shit-show

@elithe31st

@the-milk-monarch

@ssadumba55

@theyhavetakenovermylife

@assortedvillainvault

@td-scenarios

@jester-writing-things

@cow-smells

@bigfatbimbo

2012 Masterlist

Main Masterlist💚🐢

All Turtles:

When They Crush On You

Four Brothers and One Crush (Fluff/Crack)

Turn Ons and Turn Offs (18+)

How They Like To Cuddle With You (Fluff)

Leonardo:

Nightmares and Comfort (Angst/Fluff)

Parasitica (Angst) (18+)

Chance Encounter (18+)

Raphael:

Karma At First Sight: part 1 Part 2

Jealous Trio

Domestic Morning (Fluff)

Donatello:

Table Tease (18+)

Michelangelo:

Shellacne (Fluff)

Soothing Words and Comforting Hands (18+)