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OC MASTER POST🎨

TW RELIGION AND CULTS

The church OCs (mikeal, Santiago, Andias, and Bernadette)

tags: mikeal eyez

santiago eyez

andias eyez

bernadette eyez

DISCLAIMER not all of the years are accurate, (especially with the origination of santiago, the birth of christ and the roman catholic/christian religion) most of it is an estimation. IF ANYTHING ABOUT THE RACE/ETHNICITY OR RELIGION IS INACCURATE PLEASE TELL ME 🙏

Current year: 80s

Mikeal Basilio Marley (formerly sanchez)

Gender: Trans male (transitioned after he escaped original cult at around 24, a year later het found a church, another year later he was fully entranced by santiago)

Sexual orientation: gay

Age: around mid 20s

Ethnicity: Hispanic, he is a Mexican American

Religion: Based off of Basic Catholic christian beliefs, then the religion of the followers of the hand (based off of cathicism), then tries to get connected to the Christian religion but ends up worshiping the god, Santiago, which has an unnamed religion, and also is very selective.

Born: Oklahoma

Parental figures (deceased): Mother: Mildred (Millie) Sanchez (maiden name: Potts) Ethnicity: American

Father: Daniel Sanchez. Ethnicity: Mexican

Santiago (middle name and last name unknown or non-existent)

Gender: Male presenting (hes a god, he can literally look like whatever he wants but strongly prefers a masculine look with masculine pronouns)

Sexual orientation: Bisexual

Age: over 2830 years old but in the body of early 30 year old

Ethnicity: latino (mexican in modern times) he originated around ancient times in the olmec civilization (before ancient aztec)

Religion: believes he is a god. Made his own religion with his own rules and his own followers/worhipers/cultist (BUT his religion has similar ideas/preachings and church official roles as the roman catholic/christian church, it is not exactly like it because he is older than jesus, they just happen to be similar AND when he discoverd the catholic church, around 800+ years after he originated, he got some inspo from it like a pinterest girly)

Born: assumed born in the olmec civilization??

Parental figures: none (ha.)

Andias Mark Bermudez

Gender: Male

Sexual orientation: straight asexual

Age: mid-late 20s

Ethnicity: Hispanic (undecied the specifics but he is hispanic)

Religion: Christian/Catholic then to Santiagos religion as a priest

Born: Oklahoma

Parental figures: Unknown (undecided :3)

Bernadette Carrie Miller (currently deceased, now is a ghost)

Gender: Female

Sexual orientation: formerly bisexual, now a lesbian

Age: late 20s

Ethnicity: African American

Religion: former catholic, now atheist

Born: Kansas (moved to oklahoma, why? idk)

Parental figures: Unknown (undecided)

And that's about it as of now, I intend on adding more female characters in the future just so y'all know.

☆Most People Are So Ungrateful To Be Alive...☆

But not you... NOT ANYMORE...

"she is the deer in your headlights you hit with your car. your front bumper is wrecked, but so is she. it was never her fault."

Writers, reblog this with your most favorite sentence you have ever written so far

october movie list

rewatches:

snatch

fargo

the rocky horror picture show

psycho

ghostbusters

the lost boys

the craft

first time watches:

jacob's ladder

rosemary's baby

memento

pulp fiction

fallen angels

but i'm a cheerleader

natural born killers

kill bill vol. 2

late night with the devil - cool but kind of mid. concept was interesting but could’ve been done better

mother! - weird ass movie. she deserved to kill that motherfucker and i’m pissed she didn’t

hereditary

i’ll update this with ratings at the end of the month

september movie list

rewatches:

ocean’s 11 - extremely silly. brad pitt terrifies me

fight club - i (unfortunately) love this movie. i promise i'm not a film bro

saw 1-7 - in a surprise to no one, i like these movies

donnie darko - one of the best movies i’ve ever seen. why do i have film bro taste

clue - still one of my favorite movies of all time <3

re-animator - gay ass movie

silence of the lambs - i love this movie! it's got a great story and the acting is great. clarice is an icon

the thing - i love the special effects in this movie, they're so cool. also mac is hot

first time watches:

maxxxine - mid. i liked pearl a lot more, but this one was fine.

twister - it’s got tornadoes, horrible cgi, and cary elwes. what more could a guy ask for?

evil dead 2 - so bad in such a good way

longlegs - amazing. the story got iffy at points, but the visuals and cinematography completely make up for it. easily one of the most visually appealing movies i've seen in 2024

kill bill vol. 1 - lots of fun, not amazing but a good action movie

i’m thinking of ending things - actually really good! the ending wasn't great, but overall it did what it set out to do

candyman - nice, cool visuals and the plot was fun

the exorcist - it’s a classic for a reason

i’ll update this with ratings at the end of the month

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PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

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it’s mid but whatever the silence of the lambs x longlegs poster!!

heavily inspired by @/godsplatter’s hannibal x longlegs posters

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

i LOVE seeing younger/amateur artists sharing their work!!! it always makes me so happy to see people posting their art, even if it isn’t “good”, it’s awesome to see people sharing their work no matter what

i'm so bored why is school so boring

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

hoffstrahm is so funny bc one of them is out of his fucking mind batshit insane 100% mentally cracked and the other one is a jigsaw apprentice

i am not a violent dog. i don’t know why i bite.

(alts + rant below cut)

ziggy!! i’ve been working on this one for forever, almost 4 hours in total. the quote is from hannibal s2 ep9. i was tied between this one and “killing must feel good to god too, he does it all the time.” needless to say it’s heavily inspired by the silence of the lambs and hannibal. i realized after i finished it that it looks like lee harker from longlegs, but whatever

i’m developing her story more and i definitely want to add religious elements and also murder? i’m toying with the idea of her being chosen by god to kill the Bad Guys.

out of touch

"people didn't get canceled before these sjw" Dante put all the people he disliked in literal hell